My local Dairy Queen has "Burger & Fie 2.49" on its marquee.

[prole_for_peace]

I don't know what "fie" is but at $2.49 sounds like a deal.

This DQ must be missing most of its sign's letters and numbers anyway. It always has odd spelling. Two weeks ago it was "Mary Christmas" then "Mery Christmas".

[NightTrain]

1. I once saw this on a McDonald's marquee:

NOW HIRING
4 NEW SALADS

I had this image of a salad filling out a McDonald's job application! :eyes:

[Left Is Write]

4. That would be the reject from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

[AZCat]

2. That'd be the second course...

First course - fee

Third course - fo

Fourth (and last) course - fum (tasty with a side of relish)

[Bok_Tukalo]

3. Sounds like a PETA member works there

<eom>

[arwalden]

5. The Dairy Queen In Tabb, VA Had A Hand-Lettered Drive Through Menu Board..

... that was easily vandalized by pranksters who could chip the paint away from letters to reshape them. One summer they offered to sell us "Chicken Pox" and "Shrimp Pox".

[Wapsie B]

6. Seen on a sign at an Italian carry-out

Bucket of Spag $4.99

[miss_kitty]

7. 'Fie' is something you put on

goodness. Like in Camelot.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. How wonderfully Elizabethan of them!

It's about time Dairy Queen adopted the proper English.

[peekaloo]

9. I saw one in Florida that offered Blizzards and Sake.