Proposed list of OFFENSIVE terms for use at DU

[Rabrrrrrr]

If you're concerned about offending at least on person on this planet with each one of your DU posts, I have provided this guide to assist you in your ignoble quest:

OFFENSIVE: Retard
MORE OFFENSIVE: Fuckin' retard

OFFENSIVE: Freeper
MORE OFFENSIVE: Actually, "Freeper" is already maxed out

OFFENSIVE: Dead
MORE OFFENSIVE: An adult dead baby

OFFENSIVE: Bald
MORE OFFENSIVE: Unattractive and unmasculine

OFFENSIVE: Short
MORE OFFENSIVE: Ineffective loser

OFFENSIVE: Tall
MORE OFFENSIVE: Self-absorbed dick

OFFENSIVE: Average height
MORE OFFENSIVE: Undifferentiated homogenist twit

OFFENSIVE: Poor
MORE OFFENSIVE: Lazy-ass

OFFENSIVE: Rich
MORE OFFENSIVE: Screw-your-neighbor Darwinist greedmonger

OFFENSIVE: Middle Class
MORE OFFENSIVE: Tasteless bland passionless suburbanite

OFFENSIVE: Big nose
MORE OFFENSIVE: Pinnochio

OFFENSIVE: Thin
MORE OFFENSIVE: Anorexic vanity queen/king

OFFENSIVE: Fat
MORE OFFENSIVE: Uncontrollable feedtrough

OFFENSIVE: Average Weight
MORE OFFENSIVE: High-and-mighty more-perfect-than-thou showoff

OFFENSIVE: Handicapped
MORE OFFENSIVE: Gimp

OFFENSIVE: Four-eyes
MORE OFFENSIVE: Stupid loser jerk-off dweebazoid

OFFENSIVE: Substance Addict
MORE OFFENSIVE: Welfare Queen

OFFENSIVE: Minority female
MORE OFFENSIVE: Whore

OFFENSIVE: Minority Male
MORE OFFENSIVE: Criminal

OFFENSIVE: Minority Child
MORE OFFENSIVE: Either Criminal- or Whore-to-be, depending on gender

OFFENSIVE: Honkey Male
MORE OFFENSIVE: The Man

OFFENSIVE: Honkey Female
MORE OFFENSIVE: Small-assed uptight minivan driving trophy bitch

OFFENSIVE: Honkey Child
MORE OFFENSIVE: Racist Man/Shrew to-be

OFFENSIVE: Fuck
MORE OFFENSIVE: Fuckin' Fuck
YET MORE OFFENSIVE: Fuckin' Fuck FUCKER

OFFENSIVE: Jerk-off
MORE OFFENSIVE: Major Jerk-Off

OFFENSIVE: Dickhead
MORE OFFENSIVE: Ashcrofthead

OFFENSIVE: Bitch
MORE OFFENSIVE: Naggy Whiny Super Bitch

OFFENSIVE: Pussy
MORE OFFENSIVE: (Oh, no - I ain't going there! I'm willing to start a shitstorm, but not that willing)

OFFENSIVE: Asshole
MORE OFFENSIVE: Freeper

OFFENSIVE: Moron/moran
MORE OFFENSIVE: Freeper

OFFENSIVE: Cocksucker
MORE OFFENSIVE: Cheney's Cocksucker

OFFENSIVE: Motherfucker
MORE OFFENSIVE: George W. Shrub's Motherfucker

[NightTrain]

1. WOO-HOO!!!

You are so-o-o gonna get flamed for this! :yourock:

[SmileyBoy]

2. HAHAHAHA, thank you!!! I loved it!!!

In your FACE, PC pussies!!!:D:D:D

[NightTrain]

4. Now now, they're not "pussies."

See my thread for the proper euphemism.

[sundog]

3. lmao

OFFENSIVE: Dead
MORE OFFENSIVE: An adult dead baby

bwhahahaha

[peekaloo]

5. LOL!

you silly bunt :D

[StopTheMorans]

6. Rabrrrrrr, you are a gentleman and a scholar, and i salute you!

:toast: :yourock:

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. OFFENSIVE: Republican

MORE OFFENSIVE: Alan Keyes

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. YET MORE OFFENSIVE: Zell Miller

[Hans Delbrook]

32. Watch your mouth!

There may be ladies present...:silly:

[BiggJawn]

8. Actually....

I prefer "fucking cripple" to "gimp", Or as my ex-wife used to call me...
"Big-nosed crippled mother-fucker"

[NightTrain]

9. So, where are the holier-than-thou types now?

I know: Give them time! :eyes:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. I guess I didn't miss this place last week

what's so fucking hard about honoring people's requests not to use a pejorative term? And it isn't even that you had to honor it but does it make you feel good about yourself to MOCK THE FUCKING REQUEST? Could you have simply said nothing at all?

Again, I seem to recall you being sensitive about a few things...how about if the next time you post a serious thought about something upsetting to you we all mock you to see how YOU like it?

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Welcome back NSMA!

We missed you! At least I did!

:hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. missed you too

and I'm not dissing this thread nor the spirit in which it was posted

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Thanks!!

And I, for one, don't like the term "retard" either. Learned to hate it when I was volunteering for Special Olympics. What a blast! And I learned so much.

[Merlot]

10. NOW you're talkin'

[NightTrain]

11. Actual G.G. Allin song title: "Kill The Children, Save The Food."

[arwalden]

13. OMG... You Screwball!!

You made me pee a little in my pants!

Note to self: Don't laugh loudly when holding full bladder.

-- Allen

[NoPasaran]

14. OFFENSIVE: Red Stater

MORE OFFENSIVE: Inbred redneck trailer trash

[NightTrain]

19. This thread hasn't been locked?!

Color me shocked, y'all. :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. "Color" is offensive

the more offensive term is "non-homogenized".

and "shocked" is offensive and hurtful to those whose loved ones have died in electrical accidents, electrical chairs, or lightning storms.

Please, check your baggage at the door when you are composing notes, and be sensitive to others. Such selfishness is offensive.

[lib_1138]

21. Whoah!! Thats strong! nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Your usage of the word "strong" in this context is offensive

to the people who do meet the socially-constructed cultural definition of "strong". There are many kinds of strength, and your usage of this hyper-masculine-centric sense of strong is offensive to women, the sick, the elderly, and men who have very legitimate reasons due to health, whether physical or emotional, to not be considered "strong" by an insensitive culture that doesn't realize and is also apathetic toward the true power of words to hurt, separate, and remove power from "the other".

[lib_1138]

31. You left out the LOL or the ;)

[davsand]

23. What? Nothing about church attendance?

That has GOT to be good for something on this list...

Puts a lot of peoples knickers into a real twist.


Laura

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Okay - how about this:

OFFENSIVE: Christian fundy idiot
MORE OFFENSIVE: Superstition-believing-fuckwipe checked-your-mind-at-the-door theology-of-hate Jesus Crispy

[davsand]

33. Oh yeah--that will get EVERYBODY's knickers in a twist!

:)

Laura

[slutticus]

24. Does that fact that i'm LMAO at this make me a bad person?

[NightTrain]

25. Yes.

Next question!

[slutticus]

26. Damn.

I knew it.

But I only scored a 42% on the bitch/asshole test.

how do you explain that?

[NightTrain]

27. Here's what the Asshole/Bitch Test said about me....

I AM 46% ASSHOLE! I may think I am an asshole, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.

Who knew? :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. I think you could have scored much higher,

if you weren't such an expert at self-gratification. I mean, jerk-off. Wanker.

:hi:

[Nikepallas]

29. Thanks for the laugh

[loudestchick]

34. Thanks for the levity...god, we can all be so fucking serious!!!

[SOteric]

35. Poopyhead.

Go ahead, make it mean and hostile. I can't wait.

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. Just doing my best to show you that I care, SOteric

And have a soft, sensitive masculine heart underneath.

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

37. p.s. - I am not a poopyhead

So stop saying that.

:P