Still no Grotto!!!!! SBP must have died!!!!

[Lady Freedom]

At lest I have my tiki bar!!!! hehehehe! Sometimes I scare myself!!!:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

1. Coffee and doughnuts now being served in the Grotto's Tiki Bar!

Just as no good nightclub has less than two bars, the Grotto is pleased to announce the opening of Lady Freedom's Tiki Bar. A little South Sea refreshment to compliment the Grotto bar's Euro sophistication. Poolside, with a beeline view from the hot tub, the ball pit, and the secluded passion grotto. Tended by Nika and Katara, two magnificent-looking Maoris, it's the place to go for coconut-husk drinks with little umbrellas in them.

This morning's offering: Spicy Arabian Mocha and glazed cake doughnuts. For you lovers of Gallic smoldering passion, todays' servers are Jean-Pierre and the rather heroically named Hercule-Auguste. Bon Appetit!

:donut::donut::donut::donut::donut:

[VelmaD]

2. I wanta donut

It's my birthday and I'm home from work sick. I don't feel good. Can I get a cuddle with that donut?

DV

[Aristus]

3. Sure thing, sweetie!

:hug::donut:

I posted on your 'ask me anything' thread, but I'll talk to you wherever you like. Just so you don't have to move around that much. Being sick is a bummer. :(

[VelmaD]

4. Yes it is...

and being sick on my birthday sucks even worse.

:hug:

I just need a blankie and some donuts and a quiet spot to sit and mope. :-)

[Aristus]

5. Happy Birthday, Vel.

*blanket, donuts, and a :hug: *

Just sit there and relax. Shall I have Jean-Pierre clean up the Grotto? Shirtless? He wants only to please you. ;-)

[VelmaD]

6. Shirtless will do...

a little French maid costume with no underwear would work too. Whatever. It's all good with me. It's so sexy to watch a man clean.

We can get around to him pleasing me later if I'm feeling better. ;-)

[Aristus]

8. H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hoh boy!

You had to mention the French maid's outfit didn't you? Mercy, what an image! Whew!.........where was I? Oh.

Jean-Pierre! *snap-snap* Le Grotto, s'il vous plais! Merci!

[VelmaD]

10. Were you getting off...

on the image of sweet little Jean-Pierre in the maid outfit or did you have someone else in mind? ;-)

BTW, the French is nice and all, but I still prefer you screaming in German. ;-)

[Aristus]

11. No, I was picturing a sweet little Jeanette or Monique wearing

that outfit. A French maid's outfit is so cliched as a turn-on, but it's TRUE. I don't know what it is. Unless it's the idea of some cute French chick catering to your every whim. EVERY whim

Oh man!

Okay, for old times' sake: Sind Sie krank, meine sexy fraulein? Brauchen Sie einen Ubung? Ein langes, warmes Ubung?

[VelmaD]

13. *swoon...thud*

Thanks honey. Just what I wanted for my birthday (although I was hoping for the paddle to go along with it). ;-)

And I'm hurt, deeply wounded I tell ya, that it wasn't me you were picturing in the maid outfit. See me pout. *pout* ;-)

[Aristus]

16. Who said I wasn't ? ;-)

You in a French maid's outfit, no underwear, on hands and knees, facing south, north end exposed.

You see, nothing but trouble there. You don't stop being a temptress just because you're sick, do you? Gotta be a good boy, gotta be a good boy!

Maybe I'll hang on to that image when Jean-Pierre services you after servicing the Grotto. ;-)

[VelmaD]

18. The day I'm too sick to flirt...

will be the day they put me in a pine box and then into the ground. ;-)

And you were the one who mentioned Jeannette and Monique and not me. *pout* Nice save though. :-)

Being good sucks. And not in the fun, spanky way. Mmm...spanky...

BTW, do I get a translation on what you hollered at me a couple of posts back?

[Aristus]

19. Well, Jeanette and Monique.........umm.......umm...those are the

nicknames that.........go with the costume! Yeah, that's the ticket!

And I said: "Are you sick, you sexy chick, you? Do you need a lesson? A long, hot lesson?" Is it as compelling in translation?

[VelmaD]

20. The last part is definitely...

just as compelling in English.

A long, hot lesson is probably just exactly what I need to keep my feet warm. ;-)

[Aristus]

21. Well, Hercule-Auguste is not busy at the moment.

Call him over and find out how he got that name!

[VelmaD]

22. I try to keep my hands off...

the staff. It's leads to hurt feelings and the perception that I'm playing favorite and sexual harassment suits and it's just more trouble than any of them are worth. ;-)

I prefer to hold out for the non-virtual Grotto denizens. :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

25. God, you women are so hard to please!

I offer you a matchless specimen of Gallic manhood, and you turn your nose up at him. He's the guy who took the virtue out of virtual, for Pete's sake!

What if I order him to spank you? Or should I call Holger for that? :spank:

Now playing on the Grotto sound-system: Sheryl Crow and the Dixie Chicks "Are you strong enough to be my man?"

[VelmaD]

28. Sorry...

but after weeks of having you beat me and scream at me in German I'm afraid I'm spoiled. Hercule and Holger just don't compare. ;-)

I'd rather have the memory of the original rather than a pale imitation. ;-)

[Aristus]

29. Yeah, that's what they all say, baby. *Arrogant Lothario voice*

Once you've had Aristus, you never..............um..........well, go back. (Damn name that doesn't rhyme!)

More coffee? :donut:

[VelmaD]

30. No coffee...

after over a year with no caffiene that would pretty much kill my chances for getting a nap in later this afternoon. Gonna reheat some leftover soup from when we ordered in vietnamese food the other night. Need it to make my tummy all warm. :-)

Hmmm...trying to think of things that rhyme with Aristus besides "fist us". ;-)

[Aristus]

31. Okay, no coffee then.

Oh look, Vel. Jean-Pierre lifting that case of Scotch over his head. Biceps glistening, abs rippling. How virtual is that?


Was that a :wow: *thud* I heard?

BTW, Jean-Pierre is bilingual. French and German. What a talented tongue. Heh-heh.

[VelmaD]

32. Nice deflection

I can see where fisting might just be the topic that got EarlG or Skinner to finally shut the Grotto down though. :-)

Given how many years it's been since my last Frend class and the sorry state of my German (thanks to my aborted lessons) I'm not sure how well things would work out with Jean-Pierre. He wouldn't understand orders and that could get frustrating fast. Disobedience is one thing ;-)...lack of comprehension is another.

Then again...maybe we could get by with obscene hand gestures. ;-)

[Aristus]

33. Well, look, he's making one now.

I think that's a gesture for me to get away from you. Kinda pushy for a new Grotto staff member, but that's the way some of our patrons like it.

And as a Medical Asistant, (I'm wearing my sexy black scrubs today, Vel) I prefer the errogenous zones north of the perineum, not south of it. But to each his or her own, I guess.

Rwowr! Are you sure you're sick?

[VelmaD]

34. He'll learn soon enough...

what I do to cheeky staff members. *snort* I said member...hehehe

Who said anything about erogenous zones south of the perineum? Though I am personally a fan of both, we can stick to the north if that's what blows wind up your skirt.

And yes I'm sick dammit. Playing makes me feel better. (You'd be amazed how frisky I get when I'm running a fever. Very weird reaction on my part I know.)

Mmm...scrubs...wanta play doctor? ;-)

[Aristus]

35. Love to babe. Can't.

I feel so helpless now. You were there for me when I was sick, and now that the tables are turned I can't give you what you need most. ;(

That's why I suggested Jean-Pierre and Hercule-Auguste. Just think of me when they do their thing. ;-)

[VelmaD]

37. I know you can't...

but it's fun to torment you that you could. :evilgrin:

I just finished a big bowl of vietnamese soup and I feel better. Or at least warmer. :-) My tummy is happy.

[short bus president]

12. Uh, dumdumhead...

you weren't supposed to REALLY be sick, just to fake it for the day off work. Glad to see you were able to stay home fer yer birthday (happy BD, BTW!), but you should not have to suffer an illness just for the benefit of not working. You have my recommendation from last night - it still stands. Three. 3. Tres. THREEEEEEEEEEEEE.

;-)

And no, LF, I have not died - just had lots o' other things going on. I will attempt to open the Grotto for business again in the near future.

[VelmaD]

14. I didn't do it on purpose short bus

and I had to go ahead and cancel the thing for tomorrow that I wanted to call in sick for in the first place...which did not help my mood one little bit. *pout*

Get your ass on MSN so we can chat.

[short bus president]

24. Sorry dear

How 'bout I try and make it better for ya...

CLOWN UP! ACHTUNG! BENT OAFER! FAUST IM ARSCH!

Feel better? ;-)


I cannot do the messenger thing right now, because I'm trying to fax job applications to people and I dunno exactly how to do it, only that I am being charged for each attempt. Ugh.

Will mebbe play on Messenger later today - must send more faxes and then smoke.

[TrogL]

7. Coooooooooffffffffeeee, Coooooooofffffffffffffffffffffeeeeeeeeee

and two side orders of cream.

Stupid cats kept me up all night.

[Aristus]

9. Coffe with cream, for you, TrogL.

Sorry about the cats.

Two creams for your coffee. Enjoy watching Inge as she helps Jean-Pierre clean up the Grotto.

[TrogL]

15. Is there a staff listing somewhere?

Is Jean-Pierre even legal to work here?  He looks about 15. 
Not that I mind, just I'm still sore from [moderated]ing the
health inspector.  Somebody else will have to deal with the
guy (who's fairly hot) from immigration.

[VelmaD]

17. Sign me up...

I'll deal with the INS. When I get done {moderated}ing his {moderated} with a tuning fork and some whipped cream he'll be putty in my hands.

[TrogL]

23. This I have to see

which reminds me, I owe you pictures of the episode(s) with the health inspector. If I don't get them up tonight, they'll have to wait a week. I'll be out of town.

[VelmaD]

26. Oh, oh, oh...

get 'em up tonight...get 'em up tonight. I'm not good at delaying gratification. ;-)

I'll try to get short bus to operate the camera while I {moderated} the INS guy but he's been pretty useless lately.

[Aristus]

27. Well, somebody must be doing something right.

The INS guys and the health inspectors have been a scarce as Toby Keith fans at a Chicks concert around here. Keep up the good work!

[TrogL]

36. The creams are for the cats

even though they don't deserve it.

Yes I know no pets allowed (*shushes the yak in the broom closet*) so I'll take the cream as takeout.