Harrrr, Matey...at this hour, thar be only cutthroats & drunkards here...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

...not that it's a BAD thing...

:evilgrin:

[auntAgonist]

1. and those of us who just got in from work

:toast:

[Wapsie B]

2. Yeah.

Same here.

Skoal!

:toast:

[GAspnes]

3. "I invoke the right of ....

purit...portl...uhhhh..."

"Parley"?

"Yes! Parley!"

*smack*

[Historic NY]

4. Hummmmm, well I can't sleep so I'm drinking does that count..n/t

[Blue-Jay]

5. I've never cut anyone's throat.

Draw your own conclusions.

[nickgutierrez]

12. We already knew that.

:toast:

[Blue-Jay]

13. Just for that, I'm gonna cut your throat!

or get you drunk and laugh at you.

[nickgutierrez]

14. I think I'd prefer to just get drunk.

Not too drunk, though, or else...

:puke:

[flygal]

6. And those of us in Europe

It's too early to be drunk, but until I have some more coffee I'm pretty bitchy, so guess I'm a cutthroat
:hippie:

[ragin_acadian]

7. Harrr, yerself.

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH!

Why was it rated AARRRRGGGH?
Because of all the booty

What did the pirate say to the pedophile?
Aarrrrgh. Kelly

[jdots]

8. Imagine how pirates smelled

AARRRRRRRGGGGH .....

[ragin_acadian]

9. depends on if they use

right gAAARRRGGGHd deodorant.

[billyskank]

10. And foreigners

[Twenty3]

11. Pirate goes into the bar...

with a ship's wheel sticking out of his pants.

"Hey," says the bartender, "Y'know y'got a ship's wheel in your pants?"

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRR," says the pirate, "It's drivin' me nuts"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

15. (Snare drum and cymbal crash) bada boom, bada BING!

...I feel like the Ghost of Rodney has just entered the Lounge...




:toast: