The Creation of the Hawaiian Islands

[theboss]

I have two theories:

1) God formed them because he was really pissed off at fish that week.

2) Prehistoric aquamen detonated a nuclear warhead deep inside an undersea volcano.

[Maple]

1. Here's another one

what goes up, must come down.

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. What's that hot spot in the middle of the Pacific Plate?

Been in the same place for a long time while the plate moves over it.

[mahina]

3. Maui caught Maunawili with a fishhook, silly.

[mahina]

4. Everybody knows that.

Right?

[Goathead]

5. I knew that

It is a prevalent myth for many of the islands in Polynesia. Also, Maui used a rope woven from the pubic hair of his sister to latch on to the sun so that he could pull it closer to the Earth and dry the tapa cloth.

[mahina]

6. pubic hair of his sister??

no way...damn those heathens.

i just found out Joseph Campbell died here in Honolulu. Whoa.

[theboss]

7. My bad....

Shows what I know.