I'M UBER-DRUNK.....ASK ME ANYTHING....

[LewisJackson]

I think the tite speaks for itself.....that and I've been posting on DU for a year now and I'm up to what? 63 posts now?

[Dookus]

1. do you put out

when you're drunk?

[LewisJackson]

2. Damn straight.

Unfortunatly, my girlfriend is abstinent(sp?) and in ND, and I am in MN.

On Edit: This is meant to be a response to Post #1....I am drunk, after all....

[ronzo]

3. Whatcha drinkin', friend?

[LewisJackson]

5. Same as usual...

Rum, followed by Mickey's, followed by Jack.

Nothing original, but it gets the job done, and currrrrrrrrrrently, that's all that matters.

.......

Don't think I put in enough r's in that currently....

[ronzo]

7. So, just drinking what's on hand?

what's the occasion?

[LewisJackson]

8. Roomate finally turned 21....

Then promptly passed out.....

Come to think of it, everyone pretty much did....

Damn lightweights...Now I think I'm the only one conscious in the aprtment....

Sad, really....I think.....

[ronzo]

9. From experience, get the gatorade. n/t

[LewisJackson]

10. Gatorade?

I am only an intermediate at best at this whole drinking thing- obviously a bit more xperienced than my passed out counterparts- but why gatorade?

Druuuuuuuuuuuuuunk.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ronzo]

13. To each his rehydration...

I have a friend who who swears by OJ.....

[LewisJackson]

14. True....true.....

OJ...........


For the record, I think I was one of the first white people to think he was innocent.....i convinced half my eighth-grade drama class to vote him not guilty...

Oh, wait....orange juice.....of course.... =)

[ronzo]

15. I serve 'em up.... you park 'em.

Straight man. me.

[LewisJackson]

16. Wish I was straight....

Or just completely gay, for that matter....

Tired of these bisexual, fencesitter genes.....

[Dookus]

17. oh dear...

a drunk guy with ambiguous sexuality.... sigh. You're a fantasy for a LOT of guys.

[Dookus]

18. AND...

all flirting aside...

my bf is bisexual. It IS harder, I think, than being gay. But don't deny it, don't hide it, don't fake it. Deal with it.

but... read my sig

[LewisJackson]

19. You have no idea....

Bout a year ago, I was kind of seeing two people at once.....a girl and a guy......I decided to be bold and tell them both about each other, and...well......cry.....

Although, whenever my gf and I get together, she always seems to appreciate the fact that I'm checking out the competition with her....

Again....cry....

:P

[Dookus]

21. sigh....

sorry you're dealing with this. I know how hard it can be. PM me if you need to vent.

[greyl]

4. Why haven't you responded to my "3 beers" post? ;) nt

[LewisJackson]

6. 3 beers post?

I send my apologies, I was uninformed of such....or drunk, but that's beside the point.

Link?

[greyl]

11. I see you've found it.

Any music on there?

[LewisJackson]

12. Unfortunatly, no.

In the apartment, no.

I am listening to the Dropkick Murphys right now, but otherwise the joint is quiet.

There are literally about a dozen people lied out in my living room, all asleep/passed out.....it is really goddamn funny.....

[LewisJackson]

20. Time to sleep

Have to wake up in about five hours, so I think I'll g to bed now.

Gracias to everyone for the good drunken conversation, Later.