KittyWampus
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Wed Jan-05-05 05:27 PM
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The Christmas Tree Has Rigor Mortis. It's Sooooooooooo Dry.... |
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when I take the ornaments off the tips break right off.
I have to snap off entire branches to get to the ornaments inside the tree.
How will I EVER get this thing out of the house without losing all the needles between where the tree is now and the front door?
Should I just forget about taking off the lights...
Oh God, the lights. :wow:
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Wed Jan-05-05 05:39 PM
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1. Go to Lowes/Home Depot and get a clear Painters Tarp |
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,..cost= 4.00 Put around entire tree and take outside. Some folks even wait to take off the ornaments until the thing is outside.
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Wed Jan-05-05 05:41 PM
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2. Or save yourself the trip and the $ and use a bedsheet. EOM |
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Wed Jan-05-05 05:46 PM
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3. But Of Course! Such Sound, Sensible Anwsers! |
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Wed Jan-05-05 05:48 PM
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4. That reminds me--we have a video screen in my office bldg's elevator |
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It flashes news headlines, stock updates, New Yorker cartoons--and a word-of-the-day. Yesterday, the word was "ecru," and the example they gave was "when the Christmas tree turns ecru, it's time to throw it out." I cracked up.
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Wed Apr 24th 2024, 05:41 PM
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