You too can have Donald Trump's Hair

[imenja]

He's offering a line of hair products: shampoo, conditioner, and even a tonic for thinning hair. Want your hair to be aerodynamic--buy Trump Hair. (ad slogan my own)
Source, my local news station. Channel 5 in West Palm Beach.

[imenja]

1. Am I the only one who finds this funny?

and yet another sign of capitalism run amok?

[Historic NY]

2. No but he probably has some super strength stuff to keep his......

comb over in place.

[imenja]

3. that comb over is the 8th wonder

he should sell whatever it is that keeps in down.

[nytemare]

6. A friend told me that he pays his hairdresser "quite a bit"

to cut his hair that way. As much money as homey has to make, you would think he would tell the guy "please make my hair look as if a giant brown squirrel did not die on my head."

[u4ic]

4. So does he use it on his thinning hair

AND his rug?

Is he that broke that he's reduced to a $15 Wal Mart special? I haven't seen toupees that bad since the 70's!

[imenja]

5. no, that can't be a rug

no one would purposefully manufacture something that looks that bizarre. It's real.
What gets me is his son has nearly the exact same haircut, and he's in his twenties.