Does YOUR soap attract cowgirls?

[underpants]

A very relaxing scent in this shower, bath and shampoo bar. "This soap was especially formulated to attract cowgirls. Warning: Failure to exactly follow directions may only attract cows! Directions: argulpy isstatns doaasn alprse" (soap has blue musk fragrance).

Cowboy Soaps
Suggested Price-$4.95 Sale Price-$4.15

Way at the bottom
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[GOPisEvil]

1. I gave a bar of that to a friend of mine's husband.

He was born in Syria, and plays in a symphony. He's pretty much the anti-cowboy. So, naturally, that was his gift. :7

[Mountainman]

2. What do you do, show her the bar and ask if she wants to shower with you?

My wife is my cowgirl. I use some manly blue liquid soap. She is more amenable to me when I use it than when I start to smell like the cows.

[SariesNightly]

5. Cowgirls

I doubt they exist anymore.

[neuvocat]

3. I use laundry soap.

It chafes your skin, so you don't look like such those Dove users.

I make up for it by drinking lanolin. It makes the stomach soft and lovely.

[Richardo]

4. What's a 'Cowb'?

and why are they so dirty?

[BlueJazz]

6. I suspect it's a cross between a cow and a corncob ??

[Kat45]

7. Even cowgirls get the blues.