Bastards! - I was just in court

[HEyHEY]

There was me and one other person in the gallery and the Prosecutor is doing this whole "Is it anyonein this court?" thing. He looks around at the bailiff..and says "You can obviously see this is man in uniform, and it couldn't have been him? And the secreatary is a woman..so you agree it couldn't be her?" THEN he looks at me and the other guy in the room and says, " And everyone else her is in their 30s 40s or 50s...so it couldn't have been one of them? It is the man in the glass booth?"


30S!!! FUCK YOU BUDDY! I'm 25...I know it's been a rough 25 years and all...but shit I don't look that old

[auntAgonist]

1. ah but you presented as a 'mature' looking person perhaps?

who knows.......


:shrug:

btw I'm 48 next week. I was mistaken for 31 last night.

[redqueen]

2. Don't sweat it...

men get better looking as they age, so he was obviously paying you a subtle compliment!

[eleonora]

5. if only we could say the same of women

-stomps- unfair!

[redqueen]

6. No kidding.

*pout*

[eleonora]

3. goatee?

facial hair makes guys look older...maybe? :)

[OldLeftieLawyer]

4. Listen

The guy was doing a summation, right?

Take it from one's been there for a lot of years - when you're working like that, you don't see anyone, not really SEE them. So don't take it personally.

But, I must say, you do look a little tired .............