I have Crowned myself Queen of DU Gossip!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

ask me anything!!

[yorgatron]

1. OK,what are people saying about

ME?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. nothing...there are not any silly lounge threads you have made

that is what gets you a bad reputation!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. Okay - what goods do you have on me??

[Bronco69]

3. Who is the sexiest male DUer?

And do you have his phone number? (just kidding!) :-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. arcane1 and yes i do

[Sannum]

4. I love gossip...

Will ya make me a Duchess?:7

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. sure...i will make you a duchess

[arcane1]

5. is it true what they say about me?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. you are a stoned slacker all right!

[arcane1]

13. lies, all lies I say

but thanks :)

[Bouncy Ball]

10. THE PROPHECIES OF MY DOOM ARE FALSE!!!!!

[JimmyJazz]

11. Pishaw, lioness - I am queen of DU gossip. Just ask

anybody! No, really - I am.

[SariesNightly]

12. Please tell me..

.. who's playing who, and who is who's bitch.

Thank you.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. if i tell too much info...everyone will get to be a queen

and dethrone me

[Jack_Dawson]

14. Who's Into Me?

:shrug:

[sakabatou]

15. I am too new to have gossip on me

... except for getting facts wrong (hey, they all come from memory, so...).

[jonnyblitz]

17. so YOU are the one I should be telling all the stuff I know too.

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. yes i am.....so i can blackmail you later

:P

[jonnyblitz]

21. but its not about me....

i guess u can tell THEM i am the one who told. i get it.

[sundog]

19. which unnamed duer was recently spotted at Spago with another unnamed duer

? :shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. RQ and Me were spotted togther yesterday night

[Aristus]

22. Okay, lioness. What do people say about me?

I like to think of myself as the DU equivalent of the interesting guy in the corner at a party. He dazzles you with his wit and pithy expressions, awes you with his ability to converse intelligently on any subject, and tantalizes you with subversive charm and good looks.

Now, how far off the mark am I? :shrug:

It's okay. Go ahead; I can take it. B-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

23. hmmm....that is EXACTLY what i think of you

now tell me something awful about yourself

[Aristus]

24. I like to wear pink pedal-pushers and buy pizza by the slice.

I like to look casually into a mirror and cast sidelong come-hither glances at myself.

I like to drink milk directly from the carton and return it to the fridge with an eighth of an inch left in it.

I was in a high school production of "Paint Your Wagon" and refused to call the wind 'Mariah'.

Somebody once asked me where Botswana was, and I didn't know.

I have a pet parrot. He keeps saying the same phrase over and over again, and now I'm starting to repeat it.

I can't get in touch with my feminine side, 'cause I don't have one. If I did, I'd be touching it all the time.

I like to conduct my stereo, but only if Mozart or Wagner are playing.

I scold my wife for licking her ice cream plate, then when she's not watching, I lick it, too.

I used to hang out at a gay bar with a lesbian friend, so the gay guys would leave me alone, and the straight guys would leave her alone. I think we caused a lot of frustration.

And finally...well... you know those tags on cushions that say 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law?' Well...... :eyes: