The "Phew! no brains" CAPtion

[underpants]

[underpants]

1. W shows his 'special test taking technique' that got him thru Yale

and Harvard and the Texas Air National Guard competency test....

[imax2268]

10. nope...

no WMD there...DAM...!

[sexybomber]

2. W is thinking:

Is that dandruff in there? No, I don't have dandruff since I use that tingly shampoo. Well then what could that white powder be? It... OH, F***! IT'S THE COCAINE I STASHED IN THE INSIDE BAND! F***! S***! JEB, COME HERE! GIMME A TWENTY! I NEED TO SNORT THIS STUFF!

[Richardo]

3. It says "Flat part toward front"

[underpants]

5. "What size??? Let's see here it says 'bucket'"

LOL Richardo

[Richardo]

4. Karl gave me these - he says they're the press corps' balls....

[underpants]

6. W acknowledges the press's fawning applause for his ability....

to whistle with his A**.

[cosmicdot]

7. in response to a reporter's-yelled question: where do you have ...

... the working stiff in the economic scheme of things ... W holds up and squeezes 2 balls in his hand ... and, grins ...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. *, reading from inside cap...

My name is Georgie... if lost, please return me to 1600 Pensylvania Ave NW, Wash, DC 20010

[eileen_d]

9. I just want to smack that face.

Oh wait, I'm captioning myself. Sorry - carry on...

[underpants]

14. Welcome to DU

:hi:

Be very careful about even light "threats" about doing harm to the holder of the office of the Presidency. Just a heads up really, it is against DU rules (yours wasn't that bad) and is against the law. No harm done here.

Also, LOVE the NOVAK .gif.

:hi:

[Braden]

11. I have two balls in my hand

and two balls in my other hand....

[Astarho]

12. This is my favoritest hat in the whole wide world!

[maxanne]

13. "wow, my head feels funny

when I take off my hat. Kinda loose or something..."

[commander bunnypants]

15. hmmm

maybe my brain is in here, nope. o-well, never needed them before


DDQM

[skip fox]

16. W. is "thinking": "Hey, hey, hey! The witch is away!

And I can stay up late as I wanta. And I can eat what I wanta. And I can get up from the table when I wanta. And I can make faces all day and all night. And piss in the sink. And fart when I eat. And blow bubbles in my soup with a straw. And pick my nose . . . Wow! It's gonna be one wild time, I'm athinkin'."

[Aristus]

17. "Oh, there 'r' m'notes!

Mah fellah 'Murikkkans........."

[skip fox]

18. Come on, DU, give us a CAPTION

with our lunch!

:toast:

[skip fox]

19. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick: