I'm being quite useful. This thing is a Thneed.

[NightTrain]

I'm being quite useful. his thing is a Thneed.
A Thneed's a Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need!
It's a shirt. It's a sock. It's a glove. It's a hat.
But it has OTHER uses. Yes, far beyond that.
You can use it for carpets. For pillows! For sheets!
Or curtains! Or covers for bicycle seats!

[xray s]

1. ahhh...The Lorax

My favorite Dr. Seuss book.

[baldguy]

2. F*ckn pinko liberal commie Lorax!

Standing in the way of the big corporations' God-given right to rape and pillage the planet just to make a buck.