I loved watching outdated sex ed videos in school, anyone else?

[JohnKleeb]

God it was so funny to see that.

[HEyHEY]

1. With fast eddie?

The way the US is going I'm not shocked if they're bringing them from the basement.

[JohnKleeb]

4. whos fast eddie?

[HEyHEY]

13. a figment of my imagination

sounds like a name they'd give a sex maniac

[JohnKleeb]

Oh

[nine23]

18. "Fast Eddy" was the slick 50's dude (think: Eddy Haskell)...

...who just wanted to get into a nice girls pants. To a nice Canadian girl in the 50's, 60's and even the 70's (they were still showing it when I was in school), Fast Eddy was as scary as "duck and cover".

[Sannum]

2. LOL.

I remember films that taught male and female anatomy with pancake batter...they would make pancakes in the shape of different organs, lol. They had a pancake shaped like a wang:7

[JohnKleeb]

6. a dick pancake hahahah

[Must_B_Free]

11. why not a french fry and an onion ring?

no dicktaters allowed?

[JohnKleeb]

12. I dunno, it wasnt my video

[Must_B_Free]

8. huh huh

he said "wang"...

[saltpoint]

3. For my 7th grade sex education component --

-- they held separate showings -- one for girls, one for boys -- of a cartoon presentation in which Sammy Sperm and Ellie Egg go out on a date.

It was ridiculous THEN, let alone now.

Funny, but kind of pathetic, too.

[JohnKleeb]

5. heh I never had the pleasure of seeing that

I loved sex ed, it was my oppertunity to ask silly questions.

[saltpoint]

10. : )

[Sannum]

14. LOL. That reminds me of this Simpsons episode....

Class, in order to explain why your hormones will soon make you an easy target for every smooth-talking Lothario with his own car and tight jeans... I will now show a short sex-education film.

Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may stepout into the hall and pray for our souls.

Hello, I'm actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such educational films as ``Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly'' and ``Here Comes the Metric System!' I'm here to provide the facts about sex in a frank and straightforward manner. And now, here's... ``Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What''...

This is Fuzzy Bunny. About a year ago, he noticed his voice was changing,he had terrible acne, and had fur where there was no fur before. Fuzzy and Fluffy courted, but ``never ruined their
fun by giving in to their throbbing biological urges.'' On their honeymoon ``Ewwwwwww!''

She's faking it.

Nine months later, Fluffy gave birth to fourteen beautiful bunnies.
Eight survived.

And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it.

[JohnKleeb]

16. Fuzzy was Jewish if you noticed :)

[saltpoint]

26. Wild.

: )

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

21. Reminds me of that cartoon segment in Johnny Dangerously

Hysterically funny. My ribs ached all day after watching that.

[saltpoint]

27. That was a pretty good movie.

I liked it, too.

[jdots]

7. any movie in school is outdated

But you got to watch Mr. Ed sex videos in school ?

[JohnKleeb]

9. no we didnt

but I am serious, we watched one movie about AIDS with that Ryan White kid who died when many of us in my grade were 1-2-3 years old.

[claudiajean]

22. Erm, John, Ryan White was like five years after GRAD school, man.

So I'm thinkin' your outdated videos were way after many of our time...

Quick question: Did they segregate the guys from the girls before they had you watch them?

[JohnKleeb]

23. ooops

For most of sex ed, yes we were seperated.

[Born in the Maze]

15. The feminine hygiene things

were enormous in the black-and-white film we saw. Don't want to even think about someone using them! :wow:

[LiberalVoice]

17. We had a sec cartoon...

It was raunchier then some porno's i'd seen up until the time.

[wtmusic]

19. In ours they showed a crowd of teenagers

and suddenly someone would get "radioactive" while the annc says, "Just who in your crowd has venereal disease? Is it HIM? Is it HER?"

:P

[JohnKleeb]

20. thats hilarious

[Solly Mack]

24. I did educational films in the state of Georgia when I was in

4th-6 th grade. We all got a copies to keep (on reels no less). Had them transfered to video long ago.

One was on sex ed. My hubby likes to watch it because it's all so terribly silly. He laughs hardy and often quotes the flick just to pick at me.


They had us asking questions like: "Will a boy lose respect for me?"
and " I'm only 11, can I get pregnant?" (my question, btw)

[JohnKleeb]

25. hah thats neat

It is funny, I can see why he teases you.

[saltpoint]

28. John -- are you still here on this thread?

Anyway, if you are, I should recommend you go see KINSEY if it's near where you live.

It's about Alfred Kinsey the sex researcher from Indiana University and the pioneering work he did in human sexuality.

Liam Neeson plays Kinsey and Laura Linney plays his wife.

Great cast, and it will definitely hold your interest.

Might give it a try.

[JohnKleeb]

29. I am up yeah, I had a weird sleep day

I like Liam Neeson's work, I'll give it a see but I am seeing another movie with friends tommorow. Really those sex ed movies, they made me laugh, cry, etc, ok not cry.

[saltpoint]

30. Ok.

Have fun at the movies.

[JohnKleeb]

31. Will do

[SmileyBoy]

32. When I was in Junior High, we used a wooden dildo.

I shit you not.

In order to learn about condom use, the teacher would give demonstrations using a fat 10-inch wooden dildo (one that a Magnum could barely fit on) and a cheap, generic condom. As a 13 year-old, seeing that wooden monstrosity in sex-ed class would often make me feel depressed and insecure about my, ahem... endowment. I'd look at that wooden motherfucker and then look down at my pants and say "Is THAT what mine is supposed to look like??!!"

And then I'd start crying, and I'd run out of the room and go see the school counselor.:D

[JohnKleeb]

33. haha a wooden dildo

I remember how I learned how condoms worked, and then I blurted that out in chemistry class earlier in the quarter, it was needless to say, embarassing, but hey the teachers werent even upset, they were like umm ok.

[SmileyBoy]

34. Wait a minute...

You were in chemistry class one day, and all of a sudden you yelled out, "EUREKA!! I finally understand how condoms work now!!!". Am I correct on this???

I understand it's something you need to know, but still...:D

[JohnKleeb]

35. no, no

I was showed how condoms worked by the old man, and for some reason sex ed was being discussed that day, and I blurted out "my dad showed me with a banana how condoms work!"

[SmileyBoy]

36. Oh, Kleeb...

Kleeb, Kleeb, Kleeb....

I can't even think of anything to say, I'm laughing pretty hard right now...:D:D:D:D:D:D

[JohnKleeb]

37. The class laughed too

I did something much like that again yesterday when I blurted out that a good way to evade the draft is to use acid, not shave, and wear a bra to your hearing.

[SmileyBoy]

38. But see, that's different. That's making a SMART funny.

If you say something like that spontaneously, people will think you're really witty and that you should do stand-up. With the other thing, people will wonder if you actually belong at that "special" school down the road with the barbed-wire around the perimiter and the short yellow buses parked in front rather than the one you're currently in.

[JohnKleeb]

39. of course

I was more embarassed with the latter honest.

[SmileyBoy]

40. You shouldn't be embarrassed about saying witty things.

Hell, I actually make an effort to say stuff like that all the time. Sometimes I succeed, sometimes I don't. The good side is that my friends think I'm very funny, because I've generally hit more than I missed.

If I were you, my brain would have already gone through the proccess to repress the banana comment from my memory. Hell, I've done lots of embarrassing, crazy stuff in my adolescence that I've repressed, but I'm sure as hell know I did them.

[JohnKleeb]

41. Dude me and you if I recall have similiar personalities

like the shyness problem, do your friends say youre best when you don't try to be? because thats when I am hilarious.

[SmileyBoy]

42. Yeah, generally.

I'm somewhat older than you, and therefore hang around a much older, more mature group. And because of that, I feel whenever I just try to act relaxed and be myself, people generally really like me. Although it really still depends. I hang around two different groups of people: The football team and my group of architecture students.

The football players/coaches really like me, because I think they're more down-to-earth and "blue-collar" like me, and I tend speak their language.

As for the architecture students I hang around, they tend to be really snotty, stuck-up, "white collar" and arrogant, and they don't take very kindly to me, even though I act the same around them.

It depends on which people you hang around with. Contrary to the belief system of most DU'ers, the football team (jocks) I think are more emotionally mature of a group than the architecture students (intellectuals).