Richardo
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Thu Jan-06-05 09:26 AM
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Best post-Orange Bowl description of Ashlee Simpson: |
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Edited on Thu Jan-06-05 09:55 AM by Richardo
Michael Ventre, MSNBC: Much of the blame for this fiasco falls upon ABC, which hired this female Gilbert Gottfried to headline the halftime show for college football’s ultimate game, matching No. 1 USC against No. 2 Oklahoma.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6791368/Made me spew coffee. :D
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Thu Jan-06-05 09:29 AM
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1. Well, that's what they get for |
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being upset when she DOES lipsync
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Thu Jan-06-05 09:31 AM
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2. All she needed to do to win 'em over was show a little nipple |
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Edited on Thu Jan-06-05 09:39 AM by tk2kewl
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Thu Jan-06-05 09:32 AM
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3. I read that last night...hilarious...more |
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..."Simpson eschewed the dreaded "guide vocal" for producing sounds best described as "the sound a tuberculotic infant would make after three days of being subjected to human rights violations at Abu Ghraib." http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/gossip/ashlee-simpson/ashlee-simpson-hated-on-at-orange-bowl-028920.php
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Thu Jan-06-05 09:43 AM
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4. That description is an insult... |
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to the real Gilbert Gottfried. He'd do a better job.
As for Ashlee, well, there's always adult films. No singing required. :evilgrin:
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Thu Jan-06-05 09:44 AM
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As long as she kept her mouth shut.
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Hoooooooo...that was bad.
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Thu Jan-06-05 09:47 AM
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6. Ignore - sorry, didn't understand.. |
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Edited on Thu Jan-06-05 09:49 AM by FormerRushFan
read the msg wrong...
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Thu Jan-06-05 09:51 AM
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7. Oh god, I finally got chance to listen to a snippet, it sounded like a |
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cross between a fake orgasm and someone stamping on her toes
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Thu Jan-06-05 09:52 AM
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...that Ashlee Simpson was Jessica Simpson's sister until I read this article. In fact, I'd never even heard of her until that SNL fiasco. For the longest time I didn't even know who Jessica Simpson was or what she was famous for. I'd never heard of her until that "Buffalo wings" thing. I'm so out of it as far as pop culture goes.
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Thu Jan-06-05 09:52 AM
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9. And, as usual, the execs are clueless... |
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"Orange Bowl reps were "pleased with Ashlee's performance" but said that the booing was "just backlash" from the SNL mess-up in October of 2004." http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/0105/news/simpson_orange.htmlWhat's it going to take to get them to realize that she's a no-talent bimbo?
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Thu Jan-06-05 09:55 AM
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"During a preshow interview, Simpson, 19, revealed her New Year's resolution: to learn to cook and clean. (She didn't mention singing.)" http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050106/LIFE03/501060335/1038/LifeLOL
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:02 AM
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12. You gotta admit though, that Trojans and Sooners were united |
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in their assessment of her: she sucked.
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