Chain saw suicide goes wrong

[bemildred]

Prague - A 32-year-old Czech tried to commit suicide by cutting his throat with a chain saw but survived after the machine missed his jugular artery and got stuck in his spine, a report said on Wednesday.

This was his second suicide attempt, CTK news agency reported. He had earlier tried to hang himself from a tree branch but the branch snapped and he broke both legs in the fall, it said.

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[Richardo]

1. What a quandry: You're such a failure that you can't even kill yourself

:eyes:

[Squatch]

2. Fuuuuuuuuck...you have to really want to kill yourself to put

a chainsaw to your neck.

[derby378]

3. I have no words...

...save this:

:wtf:

[underpants]

4. Oh GOD

Tears in my eyes. I'm sorry this is too much. Too damned funny and yes I am sick very very sick.

Chainsaw suicide-great name for a band.

[Spinzonner]

5. Will he be suing the manufacturer

for it being too safe ?

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. Oh.. poor guy! *sending hugs and prayers his way*

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