half-empty or half-full?

[jandrok]

Don't think about it. Just answer the damn question.

[Richardo]

1. Twice as big as it needs to be

Son of engineer.

[Seabiscuit]

2. OK. Both.

[IntravenousDemilo]

11. Agreed. Both.

But then there's that joke, that the optimist thinks the glass is half full, while the pessimist says "The glass is half full, but I think I may have colon cancer."

Isn't gallows humour fun?

[kick-ass-bob]

3. Did you drink it or pour it?

[Richardo]

4. That's the best possible response to the question

Kudos, k-a-bob! :thumbsup:

[kick-ass-bob]

5. its truly what I go by!

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Shit, I didn't get a glass to begin with.

[Seabiscuit]

17. My glass was made of styrofoam! Some glass!!! Grrrrrrr....

[fluffernutter]

7. half-full.

[motely36]

8. Just let me stick my mouth under the tap

then I don't gotta worry about it!

:P

[leftofthedial]

9. right now, it's 98% empty

[qnr]

10. the glass is the wrong size.

[Seabiscuit]

18. Did McDonald's "supersize" it without asking you?

[qnr]

23. and whatever is in it is really rancid... Haven't been to a McDonalds

in about eight years :)

[hfojvt]

12. hey, I ordered a cheeseburger. n/t

[qwertyMike]

13. Half full :) n/t

[buddhamama]

14. mine came with a fly in it

raising it over the half-full mark.

[Forkboy]

15. not thirsty

[thom1102]

16. Just Half!

[Blue-Jay]

19. Who drank half of my damn water?!?!

[Deja Q]

20. Partly consumed.

:7

[Nevernose]

21. Still trying to figure out where I set the glass down...

[baldguy]

22. Blue

dada answer