You want a real earworm? Here's a REAL earworm:

[kick-ass-bob]

All the old paintings on the tomb
They do the sand dance, don'cha know?
If they move too quick (Oh-whey-oh),
they're falling down like a domino.

And the bazaar man by the Nile
He got the money on a bet
For the crocodiles (oh-whey-oh),
They snap their teeth on a cigarette.
Foreign types with their hookwhey pipes sing:

Oh-whey-oh-whey-ooo-aaa-ooo-aaa,
Walk like an Egyptian.

The blonde waitresses take their trays,
Spin around and they cross the floor.
They've got the moves (oh-whey-oh),
You drop your drink then they bring you more.

All the school kids so sick of books,
They like the punk and the metal band.
When the buzzer rings (oh-whey-oh),
They're walking like an Egyptian.
All the kids in the marketplace say:

Oh-whey-oh-whey-ooo-aaa-ooo-aaa,
Walk like an Egyptian.

Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac

If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
They spin their clubs, cruise down the block

All the Japanese with their Yen,
The party boys call the Kremlin.
The Chinese know (oh-whey-oh),
They walk along like Egyptians.
All the cops in the donut shops say:

Oh-whey-oh-whey-ooo-aaa-ooo-aaa,
Walk like an Egyptian,
Walk like an Egyptian.