Bush Joke

[RebelOne]

George Bush and Vice President Cheney are enjoying lunch at a fancy
Washington restaurant. The waitress approaches their table to take their
order.

She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy
salad.

Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what would
you like, Mr. President?"

Bush smiled at the waitress and responded, "How about a quickie?"

The waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I
thought you were bringing in a new administration that was committed to
high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you." With that, the
waitress departed in a huff.

The President was shocked and sat in stunned silence.

Cheney leaned across the table and in a quiet voice said, "Mr. President, I
believe that's pronounced quiche."

[buff2]

1. LOL! But.....

That's closer to the truth than we would want it to be....knowing how stupid dim son really is. :scared:

[glarius]

2. I notice in a film clip this morning he pronounces "uranium" as "iranium"

No doubt he thinks "iranium" comes fro Iran...That's why he wants to attack them next! LOL

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Sent it to my repub brother-in-law...... Ha Ha!! n/t