I've been reviewing medical records all day. Guess the name

[JimmyJazz]

of the patient and win a prize.

[liberal N proud]

1. Shrub?

[JimmyJazz]

3. no. n/t

[fertilizeonarbusto]

2. Dick Cheesy?

n/t

[JimmyJazz]

4. no. (and fyi - your n/t belongs in the subject line)

:hi:

[RUDUing2]

5. Mary Smith

[JimmyJazz]

6. no - it's a little more amusing than that n/t

[Richardo]

7. Studly Hungwell?

[JimmyJazz]

10. Shit. Does this mean my thread is now dead?

:P

and, no.

[ret5hd]

8. was t ret5hd? oh please god let it not be ret5hd...

ok...ok i'm ready now...what have i got?

[JimmyJazz]

9. no - it's something "relevant" to this forum n/t

[Richardo]

18. D. U. Lounge?

:shrug:

[sundog]

11. Faye Dunaway

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

13. sorry, sweetie - I would have loved to give you a prize, but

that's not it.

[sundog]

15. We're not getting anywhere... You need to say like warmer... colder...

getting warm... getting cold & all that stuff.

[Mojambo]

12. Ted Danson n/t

[JimmyJazz]

14. How in the hell did your stream of conscious thought come up

with that? And, no.

[Mojambo]

16. Just taking a stab

I was recently watching the episode of Seinfeld where George obsesses over Ted Danson... I guess it stuck.

[warrens]

17. Laura Branigan?

[JimmyJazz]

24. no -- nice try. I'm only looking for a last name n/t

[motely36]

19. Reggie White?

[underpants]

20. HIPAA! HIPAA! HIPAA! HIPAA!

you do know about HIPAA right?

[Richardo]

22. Hooray?

I figured she wasn't really going to tell us.

[Tafiti]

Actually, it should be...

HIPAA! HIPAA! HIPAA! HIPAA!

you do know about HIPAA right?

[underpants]

44. Huh?

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

25. are you making fun of me regarding something else

I didn't know? That's okay, I can take it. :P

Oh and "no"

[Tafiti]

29. I think he's saying it would be...

...a HIPAA violation to reveal a person's name of a medical record you're reviewing, which wouldn't really apply since you're not including actual information about the person.

[JimmyJazz]

43. Oh that's silly - I would never be unethical in that way -

Besides, I'm in the legal field and I don't think HIPPA applies. Ethics do, but not HIPPA

[underpants]

45. NO not making fun

Just making a point.

[Tafiti]

21. Mike Hunt? or Mike Hawk? nt

[Richardo]

23. ooooo good guess.

or Bernie Yakstrom.

[MisterP]

26. Margaret Bellow?

[JimmyJazz]

27. erm no - I'm only looking for a last name. n/t

[Murphys_Unlawful]

28. Amanda Huggankis?

[JimmyJazz]

31. no - and it isn't Anita Dick, either - so don't go there n/t

[Lavender Brown]

30. Is it Moran?

[JimmyJazz]

35. YES! YES! YES!

Here is your prize LB:



Now pm me your address so I know where to have him delivered.

[Lavender Brown]

36. YES!

[Richardo]

41. So were you snickering all the way through it?

Thinking of this guy?

[short bus president]

32. The answer is "moran." The answer is ALWAYS "moran."

Except when the answer is "thank you ma'am, may I have another?"

Now, for my prize, I would like a GENUINE Philadelphia hoagie, minus onions, delivered to a location of my choosing and served up on my very favorite dish of all. :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

38. Aw - too bad, Short Bus - LB beat you to it by a nose.

But, I suppose you selected a pretty good prize for second place, so - okay. ;)

[Lavender Brown]

39. He gets nuthin'

Sorry, shorty!
:P

[short bus president]

40. Excellent!

I'm the runner up!



When do I get my prize???

[JimmyJazz]

42. I'll have it delivered to you in a week or so...is that okay?

But ya gotta stop posting the dancing critter - it gets me all twitchy and everything.

[short bus president]

46. I KNEW you liked

my gyrating furry buns!

Yeah, I can wait a week or so, I 'spose. Sigh.

[Texasgal]

33. Freeper?

Obama?

Skinner?

Matcom?

GopisEvil?

BUSH?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

34. Ashlee Simpson's career as a halftime performer?

[central scrutinizer]

37. Heywood Jablowme?

I.P. Freely?
Seymour Butts?