RebelOne
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Mon Sep-29-03 12:11 PM
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Bush joke my daughter just sent me. |
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George Bush and Vice President Cheney are enjoying lunch at a fancy Washington restaurant. The waitress approaches their table to take their order. She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad. Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what would you like, Mr. President?" Bush smiled at the waitress and responded, "How about a quickie?" The waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration that was committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you." With that, the waitress departed in a huff. The President was shocked and sat in stunned silence. Cheney leaned across the table and in a quiet voice said, "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced quiche."
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Mon Sep-29-03 12:14 PM
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Thanks, honey. I needed that.
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Mon Sep-29-03 12:28 PM
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2. And oldie but a goodie |
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Mon Sep-29-03 12:32 PM
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3. Yeah, I heard that one before |
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Mon Sep-29-03 02:32 PM
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I LOVE it! :loveya:
I've gotta send this one around to my friends. Please send my thanks to your daughter! :D
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