So, Mr. Griffin, where do you see yourself in 5 years???

[SmileyBoy]

(Peter looks at a picture of the man and his family at the beach)

Peter's Brain: "Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife..."

Peter: "Doing your..."

(Peter looks at the man's son in the picture)

Peter: "...Son."

So, what's your favourite all-time dialogue from Family Guy??

[Book Lover]

1. "You've got a lot of nerve, lady!"

Now that I'm a mom, I love Stewie all the more!

[trotsky]

2. Geez that's ripped off from the Simpsons.

Homer and his brain had similar clashes before the Family Guy was even first drawn. I think F.G. can be pretty funny at times but there are quite a few stolen jokes from the Simpsons.

[SmileyBoy]

3. Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

Seth MacFarlane admitted himself that he was a huge Simpsons fan and that he got a lot of inspiration from that show.

[trotsky]

4. Inspiration is one thing. But outright theft of ideas?

Oh well.

[slutticus]

5. Oh...there are sooooo many. Mostly Stewie of course...

Stewie (to mother): "Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk!"

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Stewie: "You know, mother, this could almost have passed for a palatable banana pudding, but without Nilla wafers it's just another one of your wretched culinary abortions! Now clean it up!"

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Meg: "Everybody! Guess what I am?"
Stewie: "Hmmmm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?"


I think the funniest scene EVER was when Stewie started suckling on peters nipple because he thought it was Lois. Heres a link to that clip. http://www.lanfear.net/~mark/amusements/family_guy/family-guy-breastfeeding.avi

[SmileyBoy]

6. That middle quote is my absolute favourite.

Also, "Yes, or you can make yourself useful and wipe my button!! Circular motion, one finger. And don't you look at me!!!"