Adult Swim Quote Thread

[DrWeird]

I'll go first.

"Oh, let's all go to the Carnival of Feet!
There'll be feet there!
And feet!
And don't forget the feet!
I'll be there if I'm not somewhere else
At the one and only Carnival of Feeeeeeeeeet!"

-Brak

[Cush]

1. "Three hams will kim him!"

[uninvisible]

2. Do What now?

Shake, If we don't put Meatwad's brain back in his head, he's just going to be floating out there saying, "do what now".
-Frylock

[PunkinPi]

3. Captain Murphy - Sealab 2021

"Some thief just stole the one thing that brings me joy, my one way of sunshine in
this crappy rust bucket...My Happy Cake Oven."
"Its not a toy, it makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and theres icing
packets, but the secret ingredient...is love dammit."

[leftist_rebel1569]

4. "I don't need no instructions to know how to ROCK!"

"if you have a problem with that, maybe you should take it up with Mr. Laser..."

"DO NOT INSULT THE GREAT HYPNOTICUS OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED FOREVER TO THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!"

"Look, I told you when we first met that I was not a leprechaun, that I was Half-Korean and from Rhode Island and you said it was ok"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...corn"

"Good thing I had this set on Jamaican"

"Yeah, he's got a mouth on him. I just laid a thousand eggs in his esophagus, you know, gotta propagate my species and everything, and he's being a baby about it"

[frylock]

5. ignignot: getting what you want is easy..

filling it with illegal substances, and getting it across the border isn't.

MW: Whooooa guys.. now I don't wanna do anything illegal here, but I would kill a man, in front of his own mother, to get that ten-speed bicycle. And if anyone was to testify, I would gouge their eyes out.

[SmileyBoy]

6. I need 40 cc's of cheezsteaks with an infusion of medical sauce, STAT!!!

"And if you need anything... there's some ants..." -Master Shake