Lone_Star_Dem
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:08 PM
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You know your getting old when... |
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You honestly forget how old you are.
I was just having a conversation on the phone and I mentioned how I was 37. When I got off the phone my daughter said, "Mom, you do know you're only 36, right?"
Geeze, the memory is the first thing to to.
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:09 PM
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1. You see a mother and daughter together |
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and realize you are attracted to the mother.
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:10 PM
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I consider myself 37, too, even though my birthday isn't until June.
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Lone_Star_Dem
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:14 PM
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4. I guess we're just making the transition easier. |
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However, I plan on stopping at 39 for at least five years. Or until someone finds me out. :P
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:27 PM
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16. Believe me - I won't rat you out! |
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:22 PM
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10. And you want to hump the daughter and make slow passionate |
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love to the mother.....
This is a great age, when the mother and the daughter look so delicious...
I know that's a male CP comment but hey, once in a while you have to let the wild side out......
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Left Is Write
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:22 PM
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11. I wonder if that ever happens with my daughter and me. |
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She's 17 and I'm 38. Do you suppose sometimes I'm the one getting checked out instead of her? :)
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:26 PM
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15. I'm 39 and I would say yes |
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The first time it happened to me, freaked me out.
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Lone_Star_Dem
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Thu Jan-06-05 11:53 PM
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I was watching a father and son walk off after a football game this fall. It was the father's butt I was checking out, it was one mighty fine butt, too!
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:10 PM
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2. The bones are the next to go after that! |
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:18 PM
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8. Don't Even Mention Bones |
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I'm only 43 and I've already had a total hip replacement. ROFL!
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:16 PM
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5. Oooh, this is a little story, but... |
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... I was teaching jr high. And one evening we had a dance. We had to stand by the door and "check in" students (hey! security was tight in the 80's... ha ha).
Well, I was checking in this girl whose name sounded familiar. I had dated a guy with that name. So I said is "so and so" your brother or uncle?
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Her dad.
Oh my gawd. He was old enough to have a daughter in 7th grade.
YIIIIKES... that meant I was old enough to....
Oh yeah. I was. DUH. What was I thinking... brother? Talk about DENIAL.
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:17 PM
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6. It's not "getting old," it's a temporary something-else..... |
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I did exactly the same thing at exactly your age, believe it or not, except my mother was in the room and she said, "No, honey, you're 36 -- I remember, I was there."
This has never happened to me again in the two decades since, so cheer up!!! It must be that being a Sexy Thirty-Something Woman causes individual braincells to misfire occasionally, or something....:hug:
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Thu Jan-06-05 11:56 PM
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25. I like your theory much better! |
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My brain is just having a though time handling all my sexiness. :P
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:18 PM
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7. Does it help if I am older than you and acutely aware of it? |
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:D
My daughter was having an argument with her father on my birthday last year (he and I are not together; she was in MN with him on my birthday, and I was here with my husband and my other two children).
She mentioned it was my birthday. He said, "Oh, she's 39." She said, "No, Dad, she's 38." He insisted that I was 39, and that I am ten years younger than he is. She insisted that I was born in 1966 and was therefore turning 38.
She was right, of course. That same visit, he wrote me a check to cover her travel expenses. He spelled my name with a K. I spell it with a C.
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Thu Jan-06-05 11:57 PM
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I wonder why you ever divorced that one? :eyes:
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:19 PM
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with 30 years experience.
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:22 PM
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12. ...you start misspelling simple words like "you're." |
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Thu Jan-06-05 11:59 PM
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27. That's one of my words. |
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Misusing then and than is another. If you read me here you'll notice I do it all the time. I know better, yet it happens. :P
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:24 PM
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13. When I was in the Hospital this past summer |
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I was pumped full of adivin and morphine, weird dreams I had must say...
Anyway, for a whole day I was trying desperately to call Mrs. WC Green on the remote control....
All I ended up doing was pissing off the nurses and aides cause they had to keep checking on me....
Anyway, if you got this far, Mrs. WC Green found a card that says, you guessed it, you know your getting old when you try to make a phone call with the remore.....
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:25 PM
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14. My wife kept aging me like that. |
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Edited on Thu Jan-06-05 10:26 PM by Osamasux
Rounding up my age by a year, then two, then three. It got to the point where I honestly lost track and had to stop and figure out how old I really was. I finally got her to stop by explaining that I was aging fast enough on my own, I didn't need any help!
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:27 PM
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17. You get tired of 'senior moment' jokes. |
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Young folks forget things, too.
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:28 PM
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:33 PM
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19. You know you're old when you turn 94 freakin years old like me |
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but I was sick for 40 years, so I'm only 54 :smoke:
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:36 PM
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20. Geez, I'm 31 and I do that |
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I gotta cut back on the weed.
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Thu Jan-06-05 10:37 PM
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What doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
From this 45 year old...
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Thu Jan-06-05 11:01 PM
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22. When people post in some incomprehensible IM speak |
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and you have no idea what they are trying to say.
WOOt Teh roxxorz something or other. What the fuck happened to learning how to type? x( x( :mad:
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Thu Jan-06-05 11:07 PM
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23. You take off your glasses |
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then get distracted by some small, inconsequential thing - like turning around - then you forget where you put them.
"Let's see, I was walking to the kitchen - then I took them off - then when I did the other thing I didn't have them. So they must be right... no, they're not there either...."
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Fri Jan-07-05 12:32 AM
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28. Wait a while ... Then you won't remember ever wearing glasses |
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Coming soon to someone very close to you.
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