Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers!

[Zomby Woof]

[BlueEyedSon]

1. We're all Bozos on this forum

[Virginian]

There's a Lobster loose.

[Virginian]

4. Did you know that the mainspring of this country

wound up as tight as it is -- is good for the life of the watch --
And who's watching? People like you, Uh Clem and you, Barney.

[Virginian]

2. I think we're all Bozos on this bus

[henslee]

3. Quit calling me Adolf!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. Will there be Groat Cakes...

With the Zomby FortyWeight tommorrow morning, Mr. Tirebiter?

[bbernardini]

6. Brouhaha? HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[sleepyhead]

8. Melanie Haber? Audrey Farber? How about....

BETTY JO BIALOSKI!!!!!!!

[postulater]

7. He's no fun

He fell right over!

[kodi]

9. this land was made of mountains, this land was made of mud.

this land has lots of everything

for me and elmer fudd

[Sporadicus]

10. How Can You Be in Two Places at Once...

...if you're not anywhere at all? :shrug:

[mcscajun]

11. Antelope Freeway, one-half mile...

Antelope Freeway, one-quarter mile...

Antelope Freeway, one-eighth mile...

[starroute]

12. If you push something hard enough, it *will* fall over

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