There's something seductive about me when I shoot crap

[bloodyjack]

I'm at the crap table and I'm dicing. A very provocative woman comes up to me, and she begins to size me up. I take her upstairs to my hotel room, shut the door, remove my glasses, show her no mercy.

I unbutton my shirt. She unbuttons her shirt.

I smile. She smiles.

I remove my shirt. She removes her shirt.

I wink. She winks.

I remove my pants. She removes her pants.

And I realize I'm looking into a mirror.

[Blue-Jay]

1. No poop threads.

[JohnKleeb]

2. so you were undressin yourself?

[autorank]

4. Kleeb, where do you learn this stuff?

[JohnKleeb]

6. i am self taught in regards to reading

[autorank]

8. Did you see my pic thread from today?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=203&topic_id=255393&mesg_id=255393

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=203&topic_id=254115

I had a bet with user Tacos Al Carbon about Byrd standing up and protesting. If he didn't, I had to change my logo to the 49ers for 30 days. haha, too bad for me but it's from the city of the "Boxer Rebellion."

[JohnKleeb]

9. hah I so wanted to go to that

but I had school and an interview with Congressman Obey of Wisconsin's office, it seems like I impressed them.

[autorank]

10. He would be extremely fortunate to have you in whatever capacity

you choose. The ralliy was hot, real old school, hard core activists. I'm glad I went.

[autorank]

11. He would be extremely fortunate to have you in whatever capacity

you choose. The ralliy was hot, real old school, hard core activists. I'm glad I went.

[bloodyjack]

5. Yes

It's transcribed from this Woody Allen routine I have on CD. You mustn't tell anyone or the prude patrol will catch wind of this thread and issue an official condemnation of Woody Allen (and other 'sick pervs' like him)

[JohnKleeb]

7. aha!

[Must_B_Free]

3. that was hilarious

[mcscajun]

12. Yup...once upon time...

...Woody Allen was Very Hilarious indeed.