Kooky tsunami conspiracy theory

[benburch]

I think the Tsunami was caused by the Bavarian Illuminati and the Club of Rome using a vile ritual to awake the Yog Sothoth (One of the elder gods) who sleeps in the depths off Sumatra.

[Feathered Fish]

1. Thank god

I'm not the only one who thinks that.

[Fleshdancer]

2. that was my first thought too....

I mean, just look at the evidence. :)

[LDS Jock]

3. I'm forwarding this to the NYT and Faux

[sniffa]

5. LOL

:D

[sniffa]

4. that crazy - it makes DU Look bad

everyone knows it was godziLLa awakening.

[benburch]

6. Nonsense!

An Elder God could kick Godzilla's ASS.

[Corgigal]

10. Don't be so sure of that

If Godzilla also has her baby in tow, she will protect him. I also believe Godzilla is awaking and traveling to tear up Japan again.

[FreakinDJ]

7. Don't you just love "Faith Based" propaganda

next we will be fighting to redeem the pagan world

[benburch]

8. Free Gaul!!!!

[Zuni]

9. I agree, only I suspect it was a different demonic entity

it was obviously Baal who did this.

[benburch]

11. Baal? Bah!

Baal is a piker. The Elder Gods would wipe their Cloaca with Baal.

[El Fuego]

12. Maybe the giant Surfer Gods wanted to catch some waves

Like, totally tubular, dude. B-)

[benburch]

13. Yog Sothoth isn't much of a surfer...

but, now, the Mi-Go can really hang 16!

[Jesus H. Christ]

16. Mi-go are horrible surfers.

They drown very easily and are sometimes seen floating down swollen flooded rivers, where their bloated corpses are sometimes mistaken for mutilated livestock by degenerate commonfolk as they pass under cyclopean bridges.

[El Fuego]

21. The rest of the story. . .

Then the degenerate commonfolk shout joyously "WE FEAST TONIGHT!!"

And then they have a Mi-Go barbecue. YUM.

[Jesus H. Christ]

23. The Mi-Go would not appreciate that.

We would certainly face an attack from their garrison on Yuggoth, the mysterious 9th planet, just beyond Neptune and unknown to man.

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[benburch]

18. Welcome to DU!!!

:party: :toast: :party: :headbang: :yourock:

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[benburch]

25. Wow...

People come and go so quickly around here!

[Jesus H. Christ]

15. That looks more like a Shoggoth than Yog-Sothoth.

Yog-Sothoth appears in this dimension as a conglomeration irridescent spheres that project a feeling of eldritch geometries.

[benburch]

19. You may be right...

if I ever meet one, I'll be sure to let you know! ;-)

[Jesus H. Christ]

22. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE YOG-SOTHOTH!! IA!! IA!!!

The streets shall flow with the blood of the nonbeliever!

[johnnie]

17. Naw...

I'm standing by my theory

[Sequoia]

24. Check out this email I got yesterday about it:

Al-Jazeera's tsunami conspiracy theories Arab news service reports chatter about plots, India-Israel nuke test implicated January 6, 2005

Everyone knows a magnitude 9.0 earthquake triggered the massive tsunamis that have killed more than 150,000 in South Asia, right?

Wrong, reports Al-Jazeera, the popular Arab news service.
Some think the U.S. and Indian militaries deliberately caused the tsunamis with electromagnetic pulse technology.
Some of the theories reported on seriously by Al-Jazeera include:

• The U.S. government knew of the disaster ahead of time and failed to warn Asians in affected countries, as evidenced by the American Navy base situated on the Indian Ocean island of Diego Garcia that was alerted and escaped unscathed from the effects of the tsunamis;
• Indian and U.S. military testing of weapons using electromagnetic waves triggered the earthquake;
• Aliens caused the disaster as a way to correct the planet's "wobbly" rotation;
• The Australian and Thai governments deliberately failed to respond to warning of the impending earthquake.

Dr. Bart Bautisda, the Philippine Institute of Volcanology and Seismology's chief science research specialist, categorically rejects any claim of foul play having been the reason behind the disaster.

The weapons-testing theory holds no water, he says, because of the amount of energy needed to cause such a quake.

"You would need a very huge amount of energy. It's impossible. A billion tons could not do it," he told Al-Jazeera.

Bautisda admits that wave activity might be triggered very close to the scene of a giant explosion, but the effect would only be a tiny fraction of the tsunamis that hit the Asian coastline on Dec. 26.

"It's possible to cause vibration, but not sufficient to cause disruption," he said. "We can tell the difference between an artificial explosion and an earthquake. The mechanisms are different."

But what about a nuclear explosion?
An Egyptian magazine today claimed the tsunami "was possibly" caused by a secret Indian nuclear experiment in which "Israeli and American nuclear experts participated," the Jerusalem Post reported.

According to Al-Osboa', India, in its heated nuclear race with Pakistan, has received sophisticated nuclear know-how from the U.S. and Israel, both of which "showed readiness to cooperate with India in experiments to exterminate humankind."

The magazine claimed geologists have warned about holding nuke tests "in the region of the Indian Ocean known as 'the Fire Belt,' in which the epicenter of the earthquake lies."

The Fire Belt includes dangerous terrain that can move at anytime, without human intervention, Al-Osboa' reported.
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