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Mon Sep-29-03 04:15 PM
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Help! I need a distraction!!!! |
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My boyfriend wants to redecorate the kitchen in a sunflower theme!!!!
The horror! The horror!
What can I do to make it go away?????
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Hawkeye-X
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Mon Sep-29-03 04:16 PM
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1. Compromise man. Compromise. |
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Tell him that you want something in return for something equally as ugly in the kitchen.
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Mon Sep-29-03 04:20 PM
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3. There can be no compromise on the sunflower issue, sir. |
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(or madam)
I have seen the sunflower motif. And it is NOT GOOD.
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Mon Sep-29-03 04:16 PM
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2. I recommend a pistol and a sizable trunk. |
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Mon Sep-29-03 04:21 PM
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4. This could be a good thing |
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Think of something you really want but haven't been able to get because he opposes for some reason. Then tell him that you really hate the idea of redecorating the kitchen in a sunflower theme, but that you'll do it if you can have that thing you've been wanting. This could be a good opportunity for you.
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Mon Sep-29-03 04:25 PM
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5. Tell him you want a pink bedroom |
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with frilly lace pillows and pics of naked men on walls.
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Mon Sep-29-03 04:25 PM
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6. Please, take some of mine |
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I have way more distractions than I know what to do with... All this ADD and no ritalin...
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Mon Sep-29-03 04:28 PM
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7. Sunflowers are your friend |
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they make you shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy shiny happy
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Mon Sep-29-03 04:34 PM
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8. Try this poster from Ten Speed Press |
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Mon Sep-29-03 04:41 PM
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9. Slap him upside his head... |
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...until he comes to his senses, and then inquire "Are you OK now, darling?", followed with a hug and a kiss. :P
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Mon Sep-29-03 05:50 PM
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Mon Sep-29-03 06:11 PM
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tell him it's been DONE. Same with monkeys & palm trees. Get some European decorating mags & try to figure out the next new thing. Or...if he still insists, tell him if he puts in VanGogh's Sunflowers, you put in VanGogh's missing ear. Not much help, am I?:evilgrin:
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