HOLY SHIT!!!! I died last night!!!!

[Solon]

No seriously, according to Channel 5 KDSK St. Louis Area, I died in a car accident last night. Granted its a tragedy, but I don't remember a bit of it, anyone here anything about this? This is messed up, so far my dad's work was wondering why he came in with his son dead and all, I don't remember a thing, and we got a call from a great aunt I never heard of this morning. This is just to fucked up.

[commander bunnypants]

1. man

freaky

cb

[tk2kewl]

2. I am so sorry for your loss

:cry:

[Solon]

34. You know...

I'm simply beside myself in grief.

[Wickerman]

3. Contact your insurance co.

You might just get a good sized check.

I gather some other poor guy with your name got creameed?

[Connie_Corleone]

4. You're still dead.

You're in an alternate universe right now.

[ohiosmith]

5. Stay away from the light!

[redqueen]

6. Shhhh... you'll get a bunch of free food if you play your cards right.

[Sporadicus]

30. One Can Only Take So Many Green-Bean Casseroles n/t

[Renew Deal]

7. Where's the story?

[sui generis]

8. well now I've heard of denial but that takes the cake

stay away from the light carol ann!

[underpants]

9. You look good for a dead guy

:thumbsup:

[sniffa]

10. you're dead to me

j/k :P

[greyfox]

11. Wanna know when...for sure?

www.deathclock.com

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[liberalhistorian]

27. Huh-

according to the deathclock, my date of death will be March 17, 2042! what's freaky about that is that WAAAAAAAAY back when I was in first grade (and I just turned 40 on Monday, so that gives you an idea of just how far back that was), a fortuneteller at a school carnival said I'd die "at 42!"

[greyfox]

Cool....

mine was 2011 and I am 63 --- but for years I have seen 11-11... in other words, on clocks, watches, calendars etc I always look at them right at 11:11 for some reason.... so....

[SoCalDem]

33. Deathclock said my mother would live until Jan 28, 2008

and I would die May 17, 2003..

She died in Sept 2002..and as far as I can tell, I am still here :)

[NYC]

12. Stop posting!

It just isn't right for dead people to post!

(breach of ettiquette)

[johnnie]

13. Set up your funeral

And hide and see who comes. Everyone wants to know that...now you can.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

14. Sending best wishes for your family....

:cry:

It's hard to lose someone that close to you. :P

[Done]

15. What's it like? Have you seen Jesus?

[MsAnthropy]

16. What's it like on the other side?

This is cool, I've never talked to a dead guy before!

[tk2kewl]

17. Just make sure you still vote in '06!

:evilgrin:

[warrens]

18. Please have the courtesy of falling down

It is a cold, nasty day here and I just can't deal with dead people who insist on remaining vertical and posting on the Internet and stuff. You're dead. Act it.

[madinmaryland]

19. I see Dead people!

:scared:

[DelawareValleyDem]

20. Well, you know how we feel about dead people here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2372725

[msgadget]

21. Can you still see your own reflection?

Or, is that just a vampire problem? I forget...

[alfredo]

22. If you are a practical joker

naw, that would be too mean.


alternative:

Well you could "haunt" people who you don't particularly like.

[prole_for_peace]

23. You can come back as your own evil twin.

[Liberal In Texas]

24. Oh, just like Doc Daneeka

...in Catch 22. (Hope you've read it.)

RIP

[Patiod]

25. Figures you'd stay around and haunt the lounge.

O8)

[AngryOldDem]

26. Jesus.

Have they retracted? If you suffer any repercussions from this, I believe they are liable.

That has got to be the most surreal experience anyone can go through.

[CO Liberal]

28. My Brother-In-Law's Father....

...worked at the Post Office with another man with the same name - just different middle names. When the other guy died of a heart attack and the death notice appeared in the local paper, florist were constantly delivring flowers to the wrong house.

[Solon]

29. Found a LINK(Warning REAL NAME AHEAD)!!!!!

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/stlouiscitycounty/story/2633A0E613301DDB86256F820018E8B5?OpenDocument&Headline=METROPOLITAN+AREA+DIGEST&highlight=2%2CMcBee

Driver's body is found
after I-70 van crash
The body of Donald E. McBee, 35, was found by a passer-by at 13th and Branch streets about 11:45 a.m. Thursday, St. Louis police said. Authorities believe McBee had been in an accident involving an overturned van on Interstate 70 about 1:30 a.m. Thursday and was ejected. Police at the accident scene couldn't find the driver and figured he or she had walked away or been taken to a hospital by someone. McBee apparently had rolled down the embankment. He lived in the 4700 block of Margaretta Avenue.

OK, couple of things, one is I'm not 35, I'm 26, also the middle initial is wrong, other than that, it could have been me. This is freaking wierd. Plus the fact that the TV news didn't bother with the Middle initial or age, Goddamned M$M!

[GOPBasher]

31. Sorry about your loss.

It's tough when we lose ourselves to death. I died once. I miss me.

[Solon]

32. So who here is going to the funeral?

There's going to be a shitload of drinks, some of this :smoke:, an of course, for the ladies into necrophilia, me :evilgrin: (Yes, I am this sick!)