Another Leak At The White House!

[Hubert Flottz]

One morning Mr R M Nixon arose to a city covered with a beautiful fluffy coat of new fallen snow! Mr Nixon got dressed for the morning and had breakfast! Nixon took his second cup of coffee in the oval affice! When he looked out of the office window he became very angry, because he was looking at where someone had written 'F??K Nixon' in the beautiful white snow and had written it in bright yellow urine!

Mr Nixon Called Mr Hoover over to see if he could catch whomever had committed this 'Foul Evil Crime'! Within the next half hour Mr Hoover had a team of the Best FBI crime scene experts on the job at the White House to collect the evidence! The FBI men found several clues, took lots of samples and Mr Hoover told the pResident that he would keep him informed on the case!

Two weeks went by and Mr Nixon had not heard a word about his crime problem from the FBI Chief! Mr Nixon called up Mr Hoover and told him he wanted to see him at once in his office!

As soon as Mr Hoover came into Mr Nixon's office, Mr Nixon closed the door and said, "It's been two weeks now and I haven't heard a word from you! What is the problem?"

Mr Hoover replied, "Well sir, I've got some good news and some bad news for you!"

pResident Nixon said, "Well let's hear the good news first!"

Mr Hoover began, Well Sir, We know who done it! The urine sample turned out to be noneother than, that of Mr Henri Kissinger!

Mr Nixon said, "I never could trust that sneakey Henri Kissenger! Now, what's the Bad News?"

Mr Hoover looked Mr Nixon in the Eye and said, "The bad news is, the handwriting sample turned out to be noneother than that of your Wife!

Anyone else got any leak stories?

[opihimoimoi]

1. A Leaky White House??? OMG!!!!!!!

Have they got the "Plumbers" in to fix their Shit yet? You know, Gordon Liddy's boys? I think they might still be in the biz and if not, will be able to refer people.

If all else fails, call me, I can do it for $875,652,410,039,238.08