Caption Chirac french kissing the 1st Lady

[DoYouEverWonder]

Georgie's gonna be pissed.

[Caution]

1. oh wow!

a real gentleman! I had forgotten what one was like being married to a complete neanderthal.

[Aristus]

2. "Q'uelle d'homage!

Shay smills lahk barrr-bay-cyu! Sacre bleu!"

[BQueen]

8. And "Aah...

the fumes from the polyestaire entwined with your Avon cologne...cest magnifique!"

[jono]

3. That's the best picture I've seen of Pickles

in months! Whenever she's with Chimpy she looks haggard.

[Droopy]

4. Chirac is whispering:

"Here's my personal number. It's a direct line to me. Take it and may we meet again under more private circumstances."

[cosmicdot]

5. L: Oh, you Freedom people are all alike ...

oh, well, when in Freedom ... mur-key boo ket ... I learn-ed me some Freedom on the flight here ...

[Scurrilous]

6. Tu es completement debile....

........est-ce que vous êtes ivre?

[tabasco]

7. Please stick your finger down my throat!

The sooner I barf the better I will feel!

[Astarho]

9. Technically, isn't any kissing Chirac does

French kissing? Oops sorry, Freedom kissing.
(someone had to say it)

Although, that is the most lifelike smile I've seen on Laura for a while.

[TroubleMan]

10. First time she's been wet since W. gave up coke!!

nt

[mndemocrat_29]

11. That is the best I've seen Laura in months

n/t

[maxanne]

12. Chirac is thinking:

"You miserable barbarian with no sense of style! I spit in your general direction! I fart at you! Your mother was a badly dressed hamster, and your father smelled of cheap cologne!"

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. Oh, Jacque

I love it when you speak french to me.

[philosophie_en_rose]

14. Dear Lord, who art in heaven.

please forgive this shell of a woman for her husband's vast stupidity.

Mon Dieu ! Veuillez pardonner cette femme laide pour sa stupidité complète ! Rendez s'il vous plait son mari moins stupide et les vapeurs de son parfum répugnant laissent rapidement mes narines. Amen.

[0rganism]

15. Be afraid, George, be VERY afraid!

She's gonna be back for more of that Freedom Lovin', you can bet on that.

[CanuckAmok]

16. "Mme. Tusaude, this is the most lifelike on yet!" n/t

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

17. No wedding band?

Everyone still knows who you are but I get the message.

[Book Lover]

18. Best outfit she's had

like, ever.

[maxanne]

19. in this picture, yes

but in the full view, the skirt has a big, maudeawful pleat in the middle of it.

[Dirk39]

20. Whenever I see a corrupt european right-winger...

who would sit in prison right now, if not for his "immunity" as the president of France, kissing the ugly wife of an american fashist president, it makes me wanna puke! I exactly know, what he was saying while kissing her: Hey Laura, when the stupid socialists were governing France, I was fighting to nuke nuke nuke Iraq with C-weapons. Now, I wanna destroy the pension and welfare and health-care in France, so I had to pretend, I'm a kind of peace-man. Destroying social justice is even more fun than a little war in the middle-east, and I know, you understand what I'm about! I feel it, Laura!!!
Desperate in Germany,
Dirk

[BonjourUSA]

22. You're a little lavish Dirk.

"I was fighting to nuke nuke nuke Iraq with C-weapons"

Chirac always struggled against the almost daily anglo-american bombing on Iraq and always asked Clinton to stop ambargo, for example.

And don't be a parrot of the French socialists. All the French parties found money by the same way. Now the law has changed. They receive state funds proportionately with their election results. They can't any more perceive funds from compagnies and they are strictly verified.

I think Jacques must crack himself up, he did this kiss twice, just for the journalists. But Laura looks like happy, no ? he should have done it once more !

[Dirk39]

32. I was talking of the first gulf war...

and Chiraq always demanded the usage of nuklear weapons to support the french troops then and called the socialists "cowards" who are a thread to France. Not that Schröder or Fischer are any better, but this is simply a fact!
And btw I'm a bit afraid of how Europe is seen as the peace loving continent now, esp. by Americans who hate Bush.
Look at the colonial history of France! Look at what german corporations did during the embargo. My theory somehow is, that Europe, esp. Germany wanted to seduce the USA into this war, using the stupid Bush-Administration and their blind strategy. They wanted to weaken the USA just the same way, the USA did it with the Soviet Union, when they forced them to invade Afghanistan.
Dirk

[DS1]

21. That's the same way my ex-boyfriend folded over when

I killed him at a stop sign.

[Fridays Child]

31. Bad!

:spank: :evilgrin:

[BiggJawn]

23. Courtesy of Babelfish....

"Votre main que j'embrasserai, mais penser pas que je planterai mes lèvres sur l'âne de votre mari...."

I'll kiss your hand, but not your husband's ass....

[Bossy Monkey]

24. Have you ever seen my impersonation of Michael Caine in...

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?

[PAMod]

33. I almost spit beer on my monitor!

I loved that movie!

Does that mean Dumbya is Ruprecht the monkey boy?

[Paschall]

25. I don't think Laura got the etiquette lessons

You're not supposed to fondle the gentleman's back, Laura dear. And when he bends over to kiss your hand, you extend and lower your arm so he doesn't shove his big Gaulish nose down your cleavage. Dear, dear, dear, these Midland girls!

[Bushfire]

26. Merde! n/t

[Zuni]

27. ahhh, fromage

your hands smell like cheese doodles

[BonjourUSA]

28. "Baise main" in French

It's fallen into disuse.

When you practice the "baise main", your mouth must just brush against the hand, but not touching it.

[CBHagman]

29. "Gallantry, fine cuisine, haute couture...

...I'd be mad to go back to that unlettered boor and the "Green Arces" set he calls a ranch."

[Character Assassin]

30. T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts, Madame.

[BonjourUSA]

34. I didn't know this expression !!

:)

[peterh]

35. Pickles makes the quantum leap…

From the bush league to the Majors

[ironflange]

36. Dave used it for the Top Ten tonite

Top Ten Things Going Through Laura Bush's Mind At This Moment (getting kissed on the hand by French President Jacques Chirac)

10. "This guy's as drunk as my husband"

9. "Enjoying the view there, buddy?"

8. "What the hell are we paying those Secret Service guys for?"

7. "Maybe I'll leak him the names of a few CIA agents"

6. "Good thing George never reads the newspaper"

5. "He just called me 'Mrs. Schwarzenegger'"

4. "Dang, mama's in love!"

3. "Hey -- where's my wedding ring?"

2. "This is more embarrassing than when my husband dropped the dog"

1. "He wants to show me his Eiffel Tower"

[skip fox]

37. Chirac is thinking, "Smells like

teen spirit."

[MSchreader]

38. Now I know why they call you...

"Pickles".

:evilgrin:

Martin