Do those drugs to increase your dongs size really work?

[LostInAnomie]

Not that I need it or anything *ahem*, but if they didn't wouldn't that be false advertising?

[saltpoint]

1. Evidently they do work.

Because the State of Oklahoma has been taking them for a while now, and they have two HUGE dicks in the U.S. Senate.

[truthseeker1]

2. LOL!!

SEriously, Laugh OUT LOUD funny!

[saltpoint]

7. hi, truthseeker.

Nice to meet you officially on DU.

I've liked your posts for a while.

Keep on keepin' on.

[truthseeker1]

17. Wow, I didn't think anyone here ever noticed me!

but now I'm kind of flattered :hi:

Seems like most of my posts don't get much response, but then...I chalk it up to the membership getting so big.

Nice to make your acquaintance!

[cally]

22. I notice and value your posts..nt

[truthseeker1]

24. Whoa! 2 in one thread :)

You guys are making me feel very welcome here tonight - I had had just about enough of DU this week too...... It has started feeling like any other board on the Internet where rudeness and name calling has become common place. It's really nice to get some positive feedback - thanks!
:bounce:

[jeff30997]

4. Hehehe.

[AlamoDemoc]

11. loooooooooooooooool....just imagine another New York Times best seller

book...."Why Oklahoma's have HUGE dicks in the senate" hahahahaha

[saltpoint]

15. : )

(also -- love your choice of avatars.)

[AlamoDemoc]

18. Thanks...just the same

[Twist_U_Up]

3. I used to use the cream kind

worked good but now my hands are HUGE

[jeff30997]

5. ROTFL!

[NightTrain]

6. Well, mine's now 17 feet long.

I can take a piss without getting out of bed. It's great!

[roguevalley]

8. better send a crate to Florida then. ;)

[jeff30997]

9. Bwahahahahaahh ! Stop it ! You're killing me !

[supernova]

10. SNARF!!

I just spit the rest of my NY's champagne out of my nose. :D

[Amaya]

12. Thanks for sharing

LOL!

[personman]

13. I use the cream

the stuff you rub in for 45 minutes to an hour. Worked great but the results were temporary. :(

Actually I hear they don't work. Enzyte specificly doesn't have enough of any of the important ingrediants in it to be beneficial. I think the FDA is just waiting till they have enough cash to make it worth sueing them. The FDA doesn't mind the consumer getting screwed as long as they get the profits.

[supernova]

16. Umm rubbing it for 45 mins to an hour usually works for anybody!

:D

[personman]

19. Hmm I knew something was...up n/t

[Been Fishing]

21. Question?

If the cream makes you larger, does any residue increase the size of the 'socket' in which you stick it?

[personman]

23. Nope

both my hands are the same size.

[jeff30997]

14. Mine is so long that...

If I see a really sexy girl I get a broken nose.

[Maddy McCall]

20. HAHAHAHA!!!