Do you remember the absolute *FUNNIEST* thread you've ever read on DU?

[PartyPooper]

I do. It was about six months ago. It was in the middle of the afternoon on a weekday.

Somebody posted this thing about a chicken who would do things upon command. It was positively hilarious. I laughed myself silly.

Sorry, I don't have a link.

But, I still giggle when I think about it.

What about you? What is the funniest thing you remember reading at DU?

:D

:hi:

[RagingInMiami]

1. For me it was during the Kleeb era

[AlCzervik]

3. oh yes, the replace one word in a movie title with Kleeb

laughed until it hurt.

[Spiffarino]

2. Here's your link

www.subservientchicken.com

[PartyPooper]

6. Yes, that's it. Thank you!

:D

:hi:

[KittyWampus]

28. I Don't Understand SubservientChicken... Is That A LIVE Person At

the other end.

[underpants]

29. Yes a Burger King promotion (same as "Hot Bartender")

They taped him/it doing all sorts of things to different commands. Type one in ( "Vogue" is hilarious) and watch. There are websites of commands that you can find.

Hot Bartender.com does the same but it is more geared towards men or fans of the fairer sex.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Little One, that is nothing.

You should have seen the thread about the raging homophobic freeper guy and the gay coworker who was caught putting raging homophobic freeper guy's phone receiver down the front of his pants one night after work hours.

Or the Fuck the Amish thread.

Good days, I tell ya, good days.

[PartyPooper]

12. LOL. I do remember that one. It was hilarious!

:D

[Archae]

5. No no no.

The funniest thread was about "Oscar." :D

[Webster Green]

7. I second that....

The Oscar thread was really hysterical.

[tainted_chimp]

16. I 3rd it!

Oscar was epic. And funny as hell.

[Webster Green]

20. Kick....for the first anniversary of the "Oscar" thread.....

It was just as funny reading it tonite as it was a year ago!

[tainted_chimp]

22. Another KICK!

:kick:

:loveya::bounce:

Oscar Oscar Oscar!

[patdem]

17. I found the old archived Oscar thread.

I agree it was INDEED the funniest! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=624815

[Webster Green]

18. Oh goody!......Can we unlock it?

Please can we, huh?

[Bouncy Ball]

19. OH OH OH OHMY GOD CAN'T BREATHE CAN"T SEE

STOMACH HURTS SO BAD. OMG

[Misunderestimator]

25. OMG... That's hilarious...

I love this gem from BigMCLargeHuge: "have you tried dressing like a porcupine and seeing if it tried to bite the back of your neck?"

[Straight Shooter]

8. The "wardrobe malfunction" thread

The late-night threads are best :D

[Lydia Leftcoast]

9. The parodies of the illustrated instructions from

FEMA.

One of the versions is here:

http://www.dleepow.us/emergency.html

but there are others. I just can't find them at the moment.

[nytemare]

10. "Fluffy, destroyer of worlds"

http://www.flickr.com/photos/riddle/2479/

It would have to be the picture of fluffy the dog. I can't figure how to post pics in here for my life, so there is the link.

Also, there was a link to this site that had a two pictures you had to compare, and out of nowhere this damned screaming zombie jumps out of the screen at you and scares the crap outta you. I can't find that link though.

I suppose these don't count as "threads", but they kept me and co-workers laughing.

:)

[Deja Q]

11. The movie title thread where a word was replaced with 'penis'

Kleeb was cool and all, but I much prefer much more recognizable (and easier to grab) words! :wow: :evilgrin:

[Taverner]

13. HEZBOLLAHHHHH!!!

[underpants]

30. THAT was a classic

Not really the thread but that call to Randi Rhodes.

HEZBOLLAH!!!!!!!!

[name not needed]

38. HEZBOLLAH!!!!

[CO Liberal]

14. The "Famous Quotes" Thread

Where people were invited to replace one word in a famous quote with the name of a part of the male anatomy. I think it may have been a factor in my wife, The Princess, joining DU.

From that thread:

"Ask not what your p***s can do for you, ask what you can do for your p***s."

Needless to say, it was promptly locked.

Another favorite of mine was the "Iron Chef" thread, where the theme ingredient was Spam.

[CO Liberal]

40. Here's a Link to the "Famous Quotes" Thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1352974

[Arkana]

15. I'll never forget it

It was actually a post that came from the King of DU Comedy short bus president himself...someone had posted an article about a bus driver in KY who was fired for taking on a passenger while she was carrying kids--a squirrel hunter with a 20-gauge shotgun.

SBP's comment was, "A 20-gauge? How fucking big are the squirrels in Kentucky?"

[T Town Jake]

21. Yep, I sure do - and it was right here in the Lounge:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1788555

[Coventina]

23. The thread on soft, cushiony toilet seats.

I had trouble breathing I laughed so hard.

[matcom]

24. i just LOVE pulling this one out from time to time

for your enjoyment - from an old timer :D

http://www.democraticunderground.com/cgi-bin/duforum/duboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=30171&forum=DCForumID35&archive=

[NC_Nurse]

26. I loved the

"pizza of Christ" thread...it was hilarious. Wish I had it bookmarked...

[blindpig]

27. Oscar

Wonder what he's up to now?

[underpants]

33. Oscar was hilarious-I offer THREE others

I don't post these because I was involved in them just because I have them bookmarked. I was just in the right place at the wrong time.


***HAPPY BIRTHDAY BigMcLargeHuge*** (short but sweet)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1377553

the one that got away
Tim Russert throws like a GIRL!!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1627230


and the grand poobah of them all (IMHO)
Things NOT to say when seeing "The Passion"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=818212

[Misunderestimator]

39. OMG... I am choking over the Passion thread....

:bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

31. Underpants has the BigMcLargeHuge birthday thread

bookmarked - it's short and sweet. He just posted it recently - it was short and sweet. I almost hurt myself laughing at that one.

[underpants]

34. See post right above this one

futuristic robots

[JimmyJazz]

36. I have this thread bookmarked for future reference. I have WAY

too much to do today to start reading the funniest of the funny. I'll never get anything done.

:hi:

[Hubert Flottz]

32. I laughed the hardest over Mike Hunt!

Mike Hunt is always ready to "Improvise, Adapt, Overcome"

[underpants]

35. BTW- that horrible chemical train spill is in Mike Hunt's jurisdiction

Aiken SC

[Hubert Flottz]

37. I'm sure that Mike Hunt will always take the bull by the horn!

I'm surprised that spills like that one don't happen more often!

[CO Liberal]

41. The "I'm Not Bitter" Thread

In which The Princess and I deconstructed a very interesting personal ad:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1828172

[CO Liberal]

42. The "Failed Ben & Jerry's Flavor" Thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2132543