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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:38 PM
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Holy Crap! Is this legal?
This website: http://ulc.org/ claims to be able to ordain anyone a minister, and then you can perform legally binding marriages. My question to any DU lawyers lurking around it, Does this really work?
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:40 PM
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1. That must be how the ex boyfriend
Edited on Fri Jan-07-05 11:40 PM by smbolisnch
from Meet the Fockers got ordained :P
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Fiona Donating Member (993 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:43 PM
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2. yes it's legal
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 02:55 AM
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25. All right!
I'm gonna get ordained and marry some homos in Ohio!
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nankerphelge Donating Member (995 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:55 PM
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3. I would think it depends on state law.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:57 PM
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4. Been around for a long time
I think I even got ordained sometime ago as a Guru. Been a long time though so I don't recall.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:58 PM
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5. Unless you've obtained a valid marriage license
from the county clerk then the 'minister' can waive his magic fairy dust on you all he wants and you're not married.

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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-07-05 11:58 PM
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6. They ordained me in March 2003.
Edited on Fri Jan-07-05 11:58 PM by NightTrain
That's right, y'all. I am the Reverend NightTrain!
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:02 AM
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7. lol
wow, this seems so bizare
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:05 AM
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8. All you need to be legally married is the license.
There's no legal requirement that a minister perform the ceremony. After all, don't lots of couples get married by justices of the peace?
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 05:22 PM
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38. Exactly right, NightTrain
All marriage is, legally, is a contract between the couple and the State/Commonwealth.

So, what's the big deal with these church folks trying to tell us who can and can't marry, hmmmm?

Hint: if you don't think gays should marry, don't marry one.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 05:23 PM
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39. You think THAT's bizarre?
In Virginia, where I hold a law license, I am legally certiified to perform marriages, simply because I'm a licensed lawyer.

That's bizarre, my friend.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:56 AM
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18. hallelujah !! ...How much money do you want me to send you?
I've only got $300,000 but it's all yours...Reverand...
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Acryliccalico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:13 AM
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9. Everyone on DU needs to go and get ordained, NOW
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Acryliccalico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:14 AM
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10. At least we will have a fighting oportunity
It doesn't matter what we get ordained as does it?
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:30 AM
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13. LOL A bunch of DUers performing
Edited on Sat Jan-08-05 12:30 AM by Obviousman
gay marriages. Wouldn't that steam the Freepers?
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:19 AM
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11. it varies by state
in new jersey, to be married, there has to be an "officiant" named on the form. the officiant can't be just anybody. basically, it has to be either (a) a judge or (b) a minister/priest/rabbi/etc. or (c) someone who a judge has granted one-day marrying privileges (typically reserved for governors and retired judges and the like).

mrs. unblock and i had a ceremony performed by my father, who is not ordained. he's co-offiated weddings before, so he knew the drill and was very good at it, and he did a great job. but he wasn't legally able to sign the license. so we had to have that taken care of separately. my father could have done this internet chruch thing just for the legal requirement, but he wouldn't go for it.
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:29 AM
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12. Interesting
how the religious and political requirements differ
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:32 AM
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14. Yeah, it's legal
I was going to do it just to add to my resume' of life.
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meisje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:38 AM
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15. I want to be able to HEAL people
You have been HHHHHHHHHEEEEAALLLLDDDDD!!!!! Praise Jebus
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:49 AM
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16. Ordained September, 2004.
However in oreder to marry people in Wisconsin, I have to pony up ten bucks to have an "official" set of credentials mailed to me so I can have them filed with the county clerk.
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:56 AM
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17. Everything has a catch doesn't it?
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 01:05 AM
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19. I just did it. Send me money...lots of money...Now...
:)
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 01:32 AM
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20. I went to a wedding in August
of an old friend from high school. The ceremony was performed by another classmate who was "ordained" over the internet just so he could officiate. His own wedding, two years earlier, was performed by his new wife's daughter, who had been similarly "ordained." This is apparently legal in CA.
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tyedyeto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 01:59 AM
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21. I got married in 1976 (since divorced) by a ..........
Universal Life Minister in Calif. At that time they were recognized by the state of Calif.
We drove a friend of ours to Modesto where he paid the ULC $5 to become an ordained minister and he is the one who married us. BTW, the marriage lasted til the year 2000 and we have 2 great kids (now both in their 20's).
I was not then and am still not a go-to meetin' on Sunday's type of religious person and felt at the time it was so much better to have a good friend marry us than be hypocritical to any organized religion and have a 'certified' pastor type marry us.
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tyedyeto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 02:02 AM
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22. Also from what I recall..........
the ULC started as more of a tax issue.

The 'have a sermon in your house and ya get a tax break' mentality.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 02:04 AM
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23. How do you think I got the name "Reverend Smitty"?
I'm a minister through ULC but I have yet to preform any services, but if anyone is in the New Jersey-tri state area and wants to get hitched, my services come pretty cheap. 20 bucks and a slice of the wedding cake!
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 10:57 AM
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30. LOL
All this time, and I never knew...
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 02:11 AM
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24. Hell, I've been a ULC minister for at least 15 years
Did it back in the halcyon days of low-speed BBSing. Haven't had to use my credentials much, though, and I didn't even send the five bucks it cost to get an actual title. I did think about becoming an Archpriest, however. I still like the sound of that.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 03:09 AM
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26. Huh. I think I might do this!
"The Right Reverend Blue-jay" has a certain ring to it.
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 03:54 AM
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27. Sure does
Can you marry yourself? I mean, perform your own wedding ceremony?
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 03:56 AM
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28. Nah. I just want a groovy plaque to go on the wall.
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 06:18 AM
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29. Don't forget to order some Anointing Oil while you're there
(1/4 oz. -- $9.99) In a pinch, though, Crisco will do and might even get you anointed appointed Attorney General! O8)
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tsakshaug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:00 AM
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31. I'm ordained
Have been for about a year. Might do a wedding next year
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:00 AM
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32. 1st Amendment, little buddy
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:03 AM
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33. I'm an ordained ULC Minister and I don't like the tone of your question
:P
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 11:57 AM
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34. Well Reverend, I ask for your forgiveness
:P
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 12:03 PM
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35. SURE!! I became ordained a few years ago. Nothin to it!
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Child_Of_Isis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 05:18 PM
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36. Same here n/t
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 05:20 PM
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37. Yeah, it's legal
But the minute you start writing off every breath you take on your income tax, you're gonna be in some very hot water.
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-08-05 05:41 PM
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40. I see
This is like an onion, the more layers you peel, the more it stinks.
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