I am not stoned nor did I try pot

[JohnKleeb]

so there I said it.

[HEyHEY]

1. Too late the MAN's coming to get ya!

I called him..he's taking your shroomys too!

[JohnKleeb]

6. bastard

[Dookus]

2. here...

pee in this cup.

[JohnKleeb]

5. never!

[MuseRider]

3. Man, they are coming after you John!

Flush it man, just flush it.

[JohnKleeb]

4. screw you Ashcroft

heh, you stupid fundamalist son of a bitch, heres my patriot act, you sir are a fucking asshole. I was talking to Ashcroft not you muse.

[MuseRider]

16. I know

you are just too sweet. So stop bogarting that leaf.

[Rose Siding]

7. But did you say it with a straight face lol

I kid

[JohnKleeb]

8. yes I did

I am serious I didnt, I am just hyper now since that post by heyhey that I tried it.

[HEyHEY]

9. Hyper...or PARANOID?

[JohnKleeb]

10. I am hyper

trust me. I can calm down just get me some alcohol. I am still embarassed that this girl I know got drunk before I did. True Story I didnt really care to tell you guys about this but I am having fun right now so what the heck.

[HEyHEY]

14. Why is that embarassing?

It's not like she drank you under the table

[JohnKleeb]

17. because all my life

her and her family preached morals to me, no premartial sex, no drugs and no alcohol but hey if it makes my right wing friends more secular and rational and I get booze. Power to her!

[HEyHEY]

24. wait up...

No sex...no booze...no drugs? .....Why you hanging out with her?
;-)

[JohnKleeb]

27. shes my friends sister

and I was hanging out with another friend who is ok with this stuff so we headed on up and they were getting wasted, and intially her brother told me not to get drunk, then he jumps on the bandwagon.
Gimme some booze, B-o-o-z-e, whats that spell booze.

[HEyHEY]

28. hey if the buy

no prbs here

[JohnKleeb]

30. I didnt care

really but it is kinda of an interesting reflection that this family who Ive known for about 5-10 years now and always preached strict Catholicism to me, managed to have their daughter who is my age get drunk before me. Its funny yet embarassing for me so I told a friend about it at school today. oh yeah Go Herndon Hornets woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[liberalnurse]

18. I always thought

that the goal of the guy was to get the girl drunk first.....I always kept that thought in mind when drinking as a young college girl....

[HEyHEY]

19. No the goal is to get the girl in bed.....

Getting her drunk is just the easiest way to do it!

[JohnKleeb]

22. Yes thats the goal

but this isnt my girlfriend, wait I dont have one :cry:. I just found it IRONIC.

[liberalnurse]

26. Oh, now that makes more sense.....

The drink is just to loosen us up!

[JohnKleeb]

20. its not my girlfriend

It was my friend's sister who has a crush on my one friend. I dont care really but trust me if you knew this family you would be jaw dropping.

[liberalnurse]

11. Anybody got brownies?

.

[GOPisEvil]

13. Or Funyuns? Cool Ranch Doritos? Anyone? Anyone?

Bueller? Bueller? Frye? Frye?

[JohnKleeb]

15. I want brownies

do you have milk?

[liberalnurse]

21. Yea, ice cold milk too!

Yummmmm :)

[JohnKleeb]

23. mmmmmmmm milk

[MuseRider]

25. Or chocolate chip cookies.

First time I had stoner cookies I had no idea how many to eat. Man, that was a really bad night. More than I ever imagined.

[liberalnurse]

29. Oh Boy!!!!

It does sneak up on you.....:scared:

[MuseRider]

31. No Shit!

I saw more colors that night than I ever did with anything else.

[JohnKleeb]

32. the sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok guys I am about to snap back to normal soon, but I may continue acting hyper.

[Braden]

12. Rub it on your gums man!

[voter x]

33. what does that do?

HUH!?

[goobergunch]

34. You kicked this?

:eyes: