Do I spend too much time on DU?

[jellybelly]

My bf says I do...He is insanely jealous too, and he has forbid me from talking to anyone here. What a jackass...:grr: , but a cute jackass :loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. BF? Shhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell Longgrain!

:o

[jellybelly]

2. he knows already....I think

:silly:

[Longgrain]

37. And I am insanely jealous!

:grr:

You tell your bf he better start posting here now...I'll show him what it takes to be a man!

[jonnyblitz]

3. tell him all the guys are gay.

well, I guess i better just speak for myself. :P I found that usually doesn't work or matter anyways with jealous bf's. oh well. :hi:

[jellybelly]

4. My best friend is gay...

and he doesn't like me spending time with him...He's jealous of a gay man:crazy:

[jonnyblitz]

19. yup i know..

jealous types are usually jealous of anybody that their bf/gf pays attention to I noticed. what can ya do?

[Floogeldy]

5. Good question

You could just slash a knife through his guts instead, but that would be bad.

Better to thrust him into a world of total insecurity and loneliness by living your life on this board, instead of with him.

[jellybelly]

9. he isn't insecure...he's just weird and

stupid

[NightTrain]

6. I sure as hell do!

But I don't currently have an S.O. to get on my ass about the things I enjoy doing. Thankfully!

[jellybelly]

7. um....okay...

:shrug:

[GRLMGC]

8. I do

I wish I had a bf. Maybe I'd have some entertainment :evilgrin:

[jellybelly]

10. Boyfriends are overrated...

They want attention and food all the time...DU is more fun:hi:

[GRLMGC]

12. I probably won't have to worry about one anyway

DU is fun! :)

[jellybelly]

13. He is the best...

Every girl I know tells me how lucky I am. I should kick all of their asses now that I think about it.
He doesn't like clubs, doesn't drink or smoke, and he does anything I want.
Porn movies gross him out...:crazy:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

14. Yes, but boyfriends offer membership perks that DU can't

;)

Once you get past all that annoying feeding and such, they're pretty nice to have around. :)

[jellybelly]

17. Yes,

the problem is I prefer my men to be more dominant...He does anything I want, it's annoying sometimes. At least on DU, people threaten to kick my ass and call me morAn...:silly:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

18. Then tell him to threaten to kick your ass and call you morAn

There, problem solved. :D

[jellybelly]

20. Great idea!...

:evilgrin:
He's too....something...I wish he would say 'no' once in awhile. I don't deserve to be worshipped 24 hours a day..:crazy:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

21. I changed my mind...

He's no good for you! You simply aren't compatible, and I can see that now.

Umm, what's his number? :evilgrin:

[jellybelly]

22. LOL!!!

Do you know that there are dozens of girls literally in love with him?
Beautiful girls...:mad: He ignores them all, he never even glances at women...honest. He is so odd, I'm not THAT beautiful...why do I deserve him???

[Lone_Star_Dem]

23. I'm still trying to figure out why you're on DU

:shurg: :P

[jellybelly]

24. are you politely telling me I suck?

and that I should leave?:cry:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

25. No, no, no! Never that.

I'm just saying if I had two warm adoring arms to climb into I would. :)

[jellybelly]

26. thanks...

he's asleep, I'll go jump on him and then rape him....I mean talk to him....:shrug:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

27. Well, if he was heading to sleep

Why'd he bother complaining to you?!

You DU away girl!

[jellybelly]

29. he doesn't like me on DU period

:crazy:
when he fell asleep, I logged in:shrug:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

32. What's he have against DU?

I don't understand. If he just wanted you to curb your time here so you could spend more with him, sure, I can see that. However, if he's doing something else (like sleeping) what's the harm?

Is it the personal contact that bothers him?

[RagingInMiami]

36. Sounds like you need a new BF

Either that or a sexy girlfriend.

[jdots]

11. absolutely not

when you are involved with 55,000 and upward wackos your love life takes a back seat.

[Placebo]

15. Probably.

If you're on DU @ 2, or 3 AM...odds are, you might be addicted. :P

[jellybelly]

16. but I haven't been on the entire night...

I got home about 20 minutes ago

I am addicted though

[JohnKleeb]

28. I settled the Rall debate

by agreeing to disagree, it wasnt that ugly here in the lounge.

[jellybelly]

31. all the ugly people are in GD anyway

I wish I had stuck around for the entire debate...

[JohnKleeb]

33. me and AZ actually settled it a little after you went to bed

We just realized that debating Rall's cartoon was getting us nowhere and we agreed to disagree and acknowledged that no two people will ever agree on everything.

[JohnKleeb]

30. Yeah but some of us sleep from 5-2 at night :)

[Skittles]

34. FORBID you?

tell me you are kidding or I WILL kick his ass

[Heidi]

35. He forbids you??????

Yikes.

[Longgrain]

38. I don't think you spend enough time on DU...

And your first DU crush agrees! :loveya:

[jellybelly]

39. he thinks I'm a lurker....

he doesn't know I post...he'd kick my ass:D

[Longgrain]

40. I'd kick his ass if he keeps you from ever posting on DU

I can't live without your hugs...:-(

[jellybelly]

42. LOL....

He's an arab...muslim. When I tell stalker-type men my bf's race, they freak out and leave me alone:shrug: And they aren't racist which makes it funnier.

Here you go:smoke: ...I mean:hug:

[Longgrain]

43. Weird...why would they freak out...

:shrug:

Tho I do feel for ya if you think this guy's a little over protective...

Here's a hug from old Longgrain...:hug:

[jellybelly]

45. arab men are.....a little crazy, dominant

:shrug: It's a scientific fact:P Men know if they'll bother me, he'll blow them up (okay, it's a lame joke...but:) )

[BikeWriter]

41. Uh, no. Now move your sleeping bag out of the Lounge! n/t

[Taxloss]

44. Why not tell him to join?

Then he can keep an eye on you ...

[jellybelly]

46. he's anti-bush...and calls himself a liberal but...

he's an ultra-right winger at heart...VERY CONSERVATIVE!:scared:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

47. Hey, Woman

I just wanted to say that I somehow missed the part about him FORBIDDING you to post here last night. I just read over it or something.

Seriously, that's not cool.

I'm glad to see you don't take orders like that. :) :yourock:


P.S. Did you know if you run spell check the yourock comes out as Yorik? Alas, I knew him well... :D