Carl, my notoriously gay neighbor, said my coffee area is nasty

[liberalitch]

...okay so it is.
He came down to get a cup of coffee because his SO went to happy hour instead of the store and he said.... a man in a pink chanelle (sp) bathrobe said to me.... "you have a nasty coffee area"
...but he doesn't have to live with the commie who is a sugar sloppin', cream missing, cup over fillin' somebody

[urbanasaurus]

1. Hand him a bottle of windex

and some paper towells???

[liberalitch]

3. oh, honey... he calls in maids to his house so...

hey that's it!
Tell him to hire me a maid

[Racenut20]

2. Tell him to notice the mistletoe on your shirt tail.

Oops, he may be the wrong person to say that to.

[liberalitch]

4. He would never kiss my ass...

it being female and all

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

5. He shouldn't be looking at other people's "coffee area" much less

commenting on them. I mean, really.

[BAPhill]

6. Give him directions to starbucks

[Historic NY]

7. If it means anything, my coffee area is messy too.....until I decide

to clean it....I tend to spill both coffee & tea. I think its from standing up and looking down into the cup, never looks quite full until is goes over the top. Just hand him a dirty rag next time...

[JVS]

8. Coffee area?

[KG]

10. never heard it called that before....

maybe she should have covered it up when her nieghbor came by :eyes:

[bloodyjack]

9. Threaten to sue

That'll learn him!