What is it with Scots and Sheep?

[name not needed]

:o :spank:

[48pan]

1. Nothing Else Can Survive...

In Scotland. It's too damned cold.

[phaseolus]

2. "Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand...

...established the Axis of Countries that Want to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick."

-- from a John Cleese commentary on the axis of evil, there's a copy here
http://www.iidb.org/vbb/archive/index.php/t-34903.html
and a zillion other places on the net

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. I don't know which is worse

The lipstick idea or Haggis. :puke:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

6. I ate haggis and lived to tell the tale

Of course, it could have been a "touristized" version. I have no way of knowing.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

9. I ate an Americanized one, it's not bad

The traditional, which is suet, lamb liver and powdery oatmeal in a stomach. You'd know if you ate that one, trust me.

[Kellanved]

3. It is a conspiracy

They created that rumor to give the English a false sense of superiority.
In the meantime they're plotting on making Haggis the national dish for the UK.

[Dr J]

4. listen.....

we fuck women.



it's the Welsh that fuck sheep.



i can prove this with the aid of an Etch-A-Sketch, some porn movies, a bag of coke and a queue of stinky hookers.


just tell me the time and location.

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. So, in other words, you spent last night demonstrating your proof.

:eyes: Whatever. I still say you were just partying.

[HEyHEY]

8. NEvermind

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. That's only because I wrote it on him with a Sharpie after he passed out.

4 beers? Some Scot HE is. :eyes:

[TheMightyFavog]

10. I just imagined someone with a Scottish accent saying that.

I'm now LMAO!

[dolo amber]

12. He wishes he was Scottish...

He's just a big poseur from Cleveland.

[Dr J]

13. OI!

who me?


i'll stick the nut on you, hen!



AWAY AN BILE YER HEID, YA CUNTCHYE!


:grr:


I drink, therefore I am....Scottish.

[WritersBlock]

15. Etch-A-Sketch??

Dare I even ask?

[miss_kitty]

14. they like the wool?