There's not a single "gal" on this whole website who would

[RagingInMiami]

allow me to crash at their pad if I'm visiting their town for the weekend. Or is there? Please let me know if I'm wrong.

[RagingInMiami]

1. Not even you, Bouncy Ball, who can use the time

to lock me in a cage and kick my ass?

[miss_kitty]

2. some people just don't know what they're missing, now

do they?

[RagingInMiami]

7. They really don't.

How about you, Miss Kitty. Do you have an extra cage where I can crash?

[miss_kitty]

11. mmm-no cages at my house!

[jellybelly]

3. Skittles likes kicking people's asses

:D

[RagingInMiami]

4. And so do you

[jellybelly]

5. I haven't kicked anyone's ass...recently...

but I can kick yours, since you're into that;-)

[RagingInMiami]

8. I'm not really into that

But I don't mind a little wrestling

[jellybelly]

10. I like wrestling men

It's such a turn-on...in a odd, insane way...I could wrestle you, just don't touch me in certain areas..

[RagingInMiami]

12. I won't touch you in those areas because

the anticipation of whether I am going to touch you in those areas will drive you insane.

[jellybelly]

13. will drive me insane with

:scared: fear?

or another word that I can't post here? :bounce:

[RagingInMiami]

14. Not fear, baby

[jellybelly]

16. then it's 'insane with laughter'....

I knew it...:P

[RagingInMiami]

17. My sense of humor is one of my strongest traits

And if you don't laugh at my jokes, I will tickle you all over your body. Except, of course, in those "certain areas."

[jellybelly]

18. My sense of humor revolves around me falling down a lot....

....on those "certain areas", which you still can't touch...remember that:grr:

[RagingInMiami]

21. Don't worry,

I'll restrict my hands and mouth to your jellybelly.

[jellybelly]

23. anybody can touch my jellybelly

I'm a belly slut...:bounce: can I touch your belly?

[RagingInMiami]

24. You can do whatever you want as long as you're gentle

[jellybelly]

25. I won't be gentle...

torture is my thing...

[RagingInMiami]

26. I didn't think you'd be gentle

But then again, I always go for the girls who like to play rough

[jellybelly]

27. hmm...

I would like to say more but I don't want to get banned....
*Read my mind*
yes, I AM thinking up that nasty stuff
*continue reading*
*and then*
wow, that's dirty, even for me...

[RagingInMiami]

30. I always bring out those thoughts in women

[jellybelly]

32. it's because you rarely post with smilies...

you seem daring...and dangerous. "Why doesn't raging use a smiley once in awhile? What a sexy piece of man he is. *swoon*"

That's what every DU lady is thinking....

[RagingInMiami]

35. I use a smily every once in a while

But to me they're like adjectives, to be used sparingly. As Mark Twain once said, "when you catch an adjective, kill it."

[jellybelly]

36. see?...you made my point

I don't know what the hell you're talking about but I still want to jump on top of you and bleep-a-bleep-a....bleep you...
:hangover:

[RagingInMiami]

41. It's about letting the strength of your words speak for themselves

[jellybelly]

43. I know...

I just wanted to write 'bleep-a-bleep you'...There's no smiley for that.
I'm way too immature for you, so a few hundred one-night stands are fine by me...:shrug:

[RagingInMiami]

46. Bleep away baby

There's some intriguing about the suspense behind those words.

[jellybelly]

48. the 'bleeps' shall continue!

Bleeping you bleep would be bleeping fun.
You bleeping me in bleep very bleeping...hee hee...
if you ever come to NJ we'll bleep in a bleep with another bleep...

Okay, I have a headache now...

[RagingInMiami]

50. If I go to NJ, I expect to see you belly dance

[jellybelly]

51. only in the nude

:grr: Naked dancing is fun, especially when you trip and fall...

[RagingInMiami]

53. I'll be there to catch you

[jellybelly]

55. so then you'll have to be nude too...

I want to fall on smooth flesh, not on hippy clothes...(not that you wear hippy clothes...all the time...:P )

[RagingInMiami]

56. My clothes will be off faster than you can say

catch me, i'm falling

[jellybelly]

60. You can trip me if you think I'm taking too long to fall

on top of you...
just being helpful:shrug:

[RagingInMiami]

62. If you're that eager

Then I will oblige

[jellybelly]

67. only demand is that you position yourself properly

before I fall, I don't want to bang my head into a wall...it would ruin the moment..;)

[RagingInMiami]

68. That's the last thing that would happen

You will feel anything except my flesh

[jellybelly]

69. huh? you ruined the moment

I'll feel anything except your flesh?

so what will I feel, babe? Tiled floor...:shrug:

[RagingInMiami]

70. oops

you busted me. I meant to say "but my flesh".

Which means, you will ONLY feel my flesh.

[jellybelly]

73. now I can't get my mind off the tiles...

okay...back to male flesh...:loveya:
You have to do some of the work too...I already offered to fall on top of you (or I'll let you trip me)...the rest is up to you...I'm lazy...

[RagingInMiami]

74. Well if you're on top of me and we're both nude

I imagine something is going to come between us.

[jellybelly]

78. LOL!

I can't stop laughing....

you'll have to switch ...snoitisop...a few times...be creative

[RagingInMiami]

79. snoitisop?

[jellybelly]

81. it does look funny...

it's backwards...it has two meanings...The word is backwords...

[RagingInMiami]

82. If you're on top of me and something comes between us

We really wouldn't have to switch positions. We would simply have to tsujda the current one to ensure everything stif otni ecalp.

[jellybelly]

83. but there are

alot of secalp ti nac tif ni...why not esu meht lla?

[RagingInMiami]

84. I couldn't agree more

And the first thing that comes to mind is a little numbers game

[jellybelly]

85. if you lived nearby

I would hunt you down...typing isn't enough}(

[RagingInMiami]

86. Typing is a shabby substitute

[jellybelly]

87. thank god I'm going to let out this

lauxes frustration later on...it'd be nice if it happened with you...
;-)

[RagingInMiami]

88. It would be nice

You think of me later on when you're releasing those frustrations.

[jellybelly]

89. I don't know what you look like

*hint*
*clue*
*wake up*
:P

[RagingInMiami]

90. I would post a pic

But that would seem so vain. I don't think I'm that bad looking. Now if you post a pic of yourself, well, then, I would have no choice but to post another one of myself.

[jellybelly]

91. one day...I will

:scared: I'll be forced to by other members...But you have already posted pics of yourself. It's not a big deal if you do it again...*hint hint*

[RagingInMiami]

92. check out longgrain's thread

[jellybelly]

93. I just did....

post more:evilgrin: I'm into smiles...:thumbsup:

[RagingInMiami]

94. Taken a few months ago

[jellybelly]

95. this one is great!

you do look Italian...and drunk:P
I'll be okay with falling on you...;-)

[RagingInMiami]

97. Now it's your turn

[jellybelly]

98. what? right now? ha ha...

I still don't know how to post pics ('use photobucket', is what members have told me)
But even if I did I would wimp out at the last second.

[Bouncy Ball]

57. IS THIS A SEX THREAD?

[jellybelly]

59. shush it, bouncy ball!

It's a "BLEEP-A-BLEEP" thread...whatever that means...

[Bouncy Ball]

63. SEX THREAD!!!

Oh Big McLargeHuge!!! THey are doing nasty stuff in here!

Quick! HIDE THE PORN!

[Bouncy Ball]

6. Oh Id lock you in a cage

then Id keep you shivering in fear wondering WHEN I was going to kick your ass!

[RagingInMiami]

9. You got me shivering in fear as we speak

I'm expecting your fist to come tearing out of my computer screen any moment now.

[Longgrain]

15. Or me?

:7

[jellybelly]

19. hey longgrain,

you want to let raging stay with you?:shrug: Okay, I'm not judging anybody:P

[Longgrain]

22. Hehehe

You can stay with me anytime kid...;-)

Just don't let Raging know...

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. If you like snow and ice

I have a floor you can crash on.

But I'm old and married.

[fluffernutter]

28. hunny, you make me New Mexican food and no problemo

you can crash here ANY time :)

[RagingInMiami]

29. Awesome!

Now where on the west coast do you live?

[fluffernutter]

37. do you ever visit the west coast?

seattle area - it is so beautiful here when the sun is shining :)

[RagingInMiami]

39. I've never been there, but always wanted to check it out

I always imagined Seattle's weather to be similar to the weather in Dublin, where I spent 18 months. And I've always wanted to check out that famous market in Seattle, I don't know its name, but it's right on the pier.

[fluffernutter]

44. Pike Place Market

it's a cook's dream! it is also just a fun place to hang out and spend the day :) it is really a cool city to visit.

i love FL too! would you let me crash at your place? if so, what would we do?

[RagingInMiami]

45. Yes, Pike's Place

I will never forget the name now.
You're welcome to crash here. The weather is amazing now. There's a lot of things we can do in Miami, go to the beach, try out new restaurants, get stuck in traffic. You know, the usual.

[fluffernutter]

47. bikini weather?

i am so there. it snowed here all weekend, we usually get just rain though, so it was cool.

do you ever miss the seasons changing or are you just a sun god?

[RagingInMiami]

49. We got plenty of seasons here

Tourist season, hurricane season, football season, etc.

Right now, it's perfect bikini weather because it's not too hot and humid. I miss the change of the seasons, but I appreciate what we have here. Especially when I read all the posts about shoveling snow.

[fluffernutter]

52. my brother lives in the Longwood area

and i love to visit him. next time i'm there, i will so call you up! i love the sunshine, i'm definitely a sun girl. the gray weather here bums me out.

btw, i looked for that cute outfit of RR's and could not find it anywhere ... i will keep looking though, it has to be out there, and i think it is SO damn cute!

[RagingInMiami]

54. Outfit or no outfit

We'll get together next time you're here.

[Lenape85]

31. No girl would let me crash their pad, that's for sure

[Bok_Tukalo]

33. Cool! A singles post.

I am tall and thin. I run daily and remain reasonably fit but I am not weird about it. Ultimately, the body is just something to carry your brain around in. I am an individual who enjoys debate, spirited conversation, learning things new and old, absorbing information, spontaneous road trips, finding the odd, seeing the banal from different angles, and generally trying to shove as much as possible into the short sliver of time I have here. I love satire and am almost always amused by what is going on around me. I like art of all kinds (but being a 20th Century American, I am drawn to my own cultural references). I am open, unassuming, and do not like deception or manipulation. I can have fun participating in most any activity .... except karaoke.

[jellybelly]

34. damn...you had me until the karaoke comment

oh well, :P

[Bok_Tukalo]

38. Ugh!

I'll rather eat shards of broken glass.

[RagingInMiami]

66. JB, don't tempt me into posting a photo of me

taken ten years ago when I was the karaoke MC in a bar in southern Spain.

[CatWoman]

40. I have a sleep sofa in the den

you're more than welcome to it.

[Bouncy Ball]

58. CatWomanb

you totally copied me with that avatar.

I'm gonna have to call you CopyWoman from now on.

[RagingInMiami]

61. are you going to take her inside a cage?

[Bouncy Ball]

64. yeah if she doesn't stop copying me

[CatWoman]

71. my old avatar was Eleanor Roosevelt

however, after the "selection", I decided to go with Malcom.

I fully intend to fight the fuckers.

Fight the Power!!!

Fight the Power that be!!!

[amazona]

42. it depends

I would probably let another middle-aged or older woman "crash" although most choose not to take me off on this offer when they figure out how far my town is from the real town -- and this on top of the fact that I don't have a bed just a sleeping bag on the floor.

I don't let unknown men "crash" because, I know it's unfair, but it's just the way the world works.

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[CornField]

65. You are such a tease!!

I mean... NO ONE EVER COMES TO IOWA! ;)

If you did decide to venture across the frozen Midwest tundra, you'd have a spot on my sofa.

[RagingInMiami]

72. Your husband won't mind?

[CornField]

75. Don't fear the hubby

If I put you on the sofa, you'll want to keep one eye open for the cat. That's her spot, ya know.

[RagingInMiami]

77. I'll probably wake up with multiple scratches on my face

[CornField]

96. Oh my...

Before I earn a "ho" title over this, I wish to explain. I read the OP as "Is there not even one 'gal' here on DU..." For the record, I'm not a desperate housewife... okay, I do have my moments... but I swear I was not trying to lure you onto my sofa for anything improper or otherwise fun.

:hi:

[miss_kitty]

76. Damn. It took you 16 minutes to get your first reply, now it's over 75

I'm so great. In more ways than one

:evilgrin:

[RagingInMiami]

80. I owe it all to you, Miss Kitty