Why are Canadians so fat?

[UrbScotty]

[SmileyBoy]

1. The absence of the Jets makes them resort to overeating.

:D:D:D

(Check out the website below, BTW)

[Sean Reynolds]

6. Salt Lake will get the NHL before the NHL returns to Winnipeg!

Count on it!

[SmileyBoy]

8. Gimme a BULL!!! Gimme a SHIT!!!

What's that spell???

BULLSHIT!!!!!

Go to the site and read the FAQ.

[Sean Reynolds]

12. 90% hope, 10% Speculation....

Doesn't mean they're going to get a team.

:D

[SmileyBoy]

13. All facts and statistics, my friend.

You didn't even read the FAQ, did you??

[Sean Reynolds]

16. Yes I did...all questions.

Show me an article which states they'll get an NHL team. You can't, because it's all hope. I can make the exact same site and give reasons as to why the Salt Lake market could house an NHL team.

I looked all throughout the FAQ and not once did I see that the NHL was coming back. Only questions asking whether the city could support the team, if they had a big enough arena and $$$.

[gmoney]

2. You forgot their diet of whale blubber, back bacon and Tim Hortons

And all that Elsinore Beer, too.

:)

[name not needed]

3. Cause they sell milk in bags up there

[Downtown Hound]

4. It keeps them warm

It's damn cold up there.

[autorank]

5. Is this one of those copy-cat threads the principal says is a no-no?

[Lisa]

7. poutine?

If you've ever eaten it, you'll know what I mean!

[Telly Savalas]

9. Poutine is proof that the Quebecois are God's chosen people.

Mmmmmm, poutine. :9

[Danmel]

10. Timbits

It has to be the Timbits, or maybe the nanaimo bars.

[SmileyBoy]

20 greasy icey sugar balls for C$2.00.

You couldn't beat that if you tried.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

11. They eat too much Canadian bacon and drink too much beer.

[achtung_circus]

14. MMMM Canadian Bacon

with toasted maple leaves on the side.

[PartyPooper]

15. Becaue they eat all of that rich and fancy French cooking!

Like bearnaise sauce, french fries, and creme brulee!

:D

:hi:

[ragin_acadian]

17. i haven't been to new brunswick in about six years

but the last time i was there, they sold maple syrup in a milk carton.

who says Canadians are fat?

i thought that was reserved for 'murkins.