i m dennis hastert ask me nething

[Lenape85]

[JohnKleeb]

1. Did you or did you not wrestle with the rock?

[Lenape85]

2. yes i did wrassle wen muh son kep playin' dat rock and or roll devil muzik

[JohnKleeb]

3. say hey why are you making him sound like he's from the south

:)

[Lenape85]

9. no im frum rural illanoy n dis iz how awfentic ppl tak

tak yer librul costal eleetist spek elswear

[JohnKleeb]

14. I thought he was actually from a pretty urban area

Sorry Lenape. Hey, I am from the south, don't you dare call me elitist, we're the ones who look down on people for being elitist just because they're from the north.

[autorank]

4. Hey fatboy, what was it like wrestling this guy. Did he do brain damage?

[KG]

5. why do you hate america so much?

[Lenape85]

13. y do u hate murka so much

i meen ppl hayt murka mikel more got the ppls choys awarred bcuz hollyweerd hayts murka n day shud git to gitmo n get er dun

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. I sat in your chair on Feb 28th 2002...

and I got my picture taken in it as well...what you gonna do about it, punk?!?

[Lenape85]

7. i will send secrut cerivs ajunts to yer hous n sen u 2 gitmo

[Reverend_Smitty]

8. You're just sore...

cause I was the one who ruined your perfectly sculpted ass groove

[Lenape85]

11. no im knot u veyeolated fedrul lah

buh sittin in muh seet, dats mi seet

[Reverend_Smitty]

16. But our Republican congressman...

who let us into the house chambers said it was ok for us to sit there, even take picures if we wanted to...

[Lenape85]

18. it prolly wuz sum rino bich

hoo dont liek taks kutz n like to xturmenat babiez n tak uwae are gunz n hoo hayt dis wur we r fitein genst muzlims

[NightTrain]

10. Were you born a douche bag, or did you have to work at it?

[Lenape85]

17. no my mama dooshed me in da outhouse, and den we had seks

it wuz muh firs dat n i dint have ne1 to go owt wit, so i took muh mama 2 da six grad dans wen i wuz 19 yeers old

[Cheswick2.0]

12. WTF is wrong with you?

What makes you hate women, minorities and poor people so much?

[Lenape85]

15. becuz

chix, cullurds, and po ppl dont dizerv nethin frum da gummint, whayeet powa.

[Lenape85]

19. da pashun wun da pplz choys awarredzes taik dat ya chryskillin jooz

[orleans]

20. aren't you the hulk?

come on denny ole boy
admit it
now, what'd ya do with that green stuff?

[Lenape85]

21. a green partee iz gud it helpz da respublikenx win elekshinz yeehaw

[Lenape85]

22. stomp

[Hand]

23. What's it like to be Tom Delay's bitch?

I mean to say... there's a man who'd have weird tastes. So, Denny, let us in on the story. What's it like? Really! :puke:

P.S. Forgot to add: I shit on your mother's grave.

[Lenape85]

24. tommy boy maks luv 2 me liek mi momma did in awr outhouse

i reckon boy