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Mon Jan-10-05 12:13 AM
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What's the WORST Fortune Cookie Message You've Ever Gotten? |
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I just got one that said, "Your feelings are intense and warm." :wtf: mmmmmKay
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:14 AM
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"Someday you will get better in bed."
I didn't know if that meant I will recover from an illness while lying in bed or if I am currently bad IN BED and will someday be a sex goddess.
:shrug:
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:15 AM
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2. "This is the last day of the rest of your life." |
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:15 AM
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3. "Please pay now, while you have the chance." |
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:17 AM
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"You're not fat you're pregnant." I just about died!!!
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:20 AM
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I order Chinese food with some friends at work every so often, and it's out practice to add "in bed" to the end of each fortune. It usually ends up quite funny.
Try it this way -
"Your feelings are intense & warm - in bed" :evilgrin:
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:25 AM
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Now that's a fortune i'd like to get. And it would ring true. :D
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:20 AM
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6. It was completely blank |
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I asked the waitress and she said, "Hmmm.... no news is good news?"
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:21 AM
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7. "This is not a fortune." |
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:23 AM
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:o
I jest; can't remember one now.
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:24 AM
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:25 AM
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11. Intense and warm. Have you checked your smoke detectors? |
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I got one that said "You may know sadness". In the future, or in the past, or did I get all that shit over with?
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:29 AM
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12. Add The Words "... IN BED" To The End Of Every Fortune Cookie Fortune. |
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Then they all sound good.
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:34 AM
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13. "YOU WILL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH AND BURN IN HELL! HA HA HA!" |
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:38 AM
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14. Help, I'm a prisoner in a fortune cookie factory! |
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sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:40 AM
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15. I hate the ones that aren't fortunes, but are descriptions |
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like, "You like to laugh and have a sense of humor"
I mean, who's gonna read that and say "gee, no, that really isn't me"?
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:40 AM
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:42 AM
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17. It said: You will find true love on Flag Day. |
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I mean, what the Hell is that?
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Mon Jan-10-05 12:45 AM
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18. "You long to see the great pyramids of Egypt" |
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:00 AM
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19. Every downhill is followed by an uphill! |
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Talk about discouraging. At first I thought it was translated wrong. Upon reflection, I thought it could be an East vs West thing, emphasizing differing aspects of the same thing.
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:19 AM
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"If you can read this, the poison hasn't worked."
And years ago I bought a cotton Chinese jacket in Chinatown SF, with Chinese characters on it. I finally got someone to translate it for me:
"This is a cheap dish, but tasty."
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