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Mon Jan-10-05 01:33 AM
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I'M QUARL ROVE. ASK ME ANYTHING |
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:34 AM
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1. Can you hold your head underwater for ten minutes? |
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:35 AM
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3. Mom tested me for that when I was a baby. |
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Didn't work. Me no breathe good.
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:37 AM
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5. Maybe she should have tried putting you in a bag first. |
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Then maybe tying the end and testing it in a river? Just a thought.
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:38 AM
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6. When I was born, my mother said, "Oh, treasure!" |
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My father said, "Let's bury it."
Oh, my father. Such a kidder. Such a drunk.
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:42 AM
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:36 AM
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4. Because air is God's gift to white Christians. |
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:42 AM
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"There's air to blow up volley balls with."
-- Bill Cosby
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:38 AM
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7. My long lost twin! I've finally found you! |
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it's me! Carl! do you remember???
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:40 AM
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8. Ahh, Carl. Have you talked to Kuarl lately? |
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:41 AM
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Some girl in the lounge says she can kick your ass. You up for a cage match?
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:43 AM
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12. Only if Diebold can referee. |
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:43 AM
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ass together. me and Quarl here! it'll be like the old days when mummsie had us in the circus together. Quarl--do you remember that?
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:44 AM
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14. I remember hanging out with a fellow who looked a lot like an elephant... |
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:47 AM
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15. yes, yes, that was mummsie! you remember!!! |
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Mon Jan-10-05 01:48 AM
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16. She instilled in me a lifelong love of elephants. |
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Every time I see the GOP emblem, I weep.
And masturbate, but that's beside the point...
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