Check out my new pic; advice please.

[StopTheMorans]

I didn't go out this weekend for the first time in nearly a year because I had to do some studying for a class that I'm taking. My roommate was out of town, so I had the place to myself. I studied all weekend, and on Saturday afternoon, the strangest thing started to happen: I noticed that hair was starting to grow on my hands. It began spreading, and and you can see for yourself what happened after that. Advice? Should I shave? Use Nair? Any furries out there? help me :cry:

[sniffa]

1. that happened to me once

i found this meteor that Landed on my farm. after touching it i began sprouting hair.

[mhr]

2. Eat Lots Of Cookies - My Prescription For A Quick Cure

eom

[StopTheMorans]

4. but I already do; do you think that's what caused this?

:shrug:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Eat cookies. Lots of them.

But don't swallow - just smash them with your now-rigid lips and let the pieces scatter through the floor.

[demnan]

5. Next time

use the Loofah.

[StopTheMorans]

7. what is "the Loofah"?

:shrug:

[wellstone dem]

23. Don't you mean

the falafel

[AlCzervik]

6. Wax it and keep your hands away from your "Nut hut" banana boy!

[StopTheMorans]

8. but will it grow back? and, would you mind elaborating on this "nut hut"

of which you speak? :shrug:

[AlCzervik]

9. ok you can either wax every 6 weeks or so or you can

go laser treatments, you dig "Grape smuggler?"

[StopTheMorans]

14. laser treatments? unless i get some sort of huge corporate sponsor

i think those are out of the question. re: grapesmuggler; i could probably smuggle some watermelons under this coat and noone would notice :cry:

[AlCzervik]

16. apply for "The Swan" or Extreme makeover

they would be the most highly rated episodes for sure.

[StopTheMorans]

19. do you think that there's anyone out there who will accept me just the way

i am? :shrug: why are Americans so shallow? don't they know it's glandular? :cry:

[Az]

10. Sheesh, bad hair days must blow for you

:evilgrin:

[StopTheMorans]

12. work starts at 7:45am for me, and i had to get up at 2:30am just to do my

hair :cry:

[crispini]

11. Bwahahahahaha!

Buy a reaaaaaaaaalllly big razor. :D

[StopTheMorans]

13. but by the time i finished shaving, i'd have to start all over again

:shrug:

[fluffernutter]

15. back away from the cookies!

that goofy dancing isn't helping either ;)

[StopTheMorans]

17. i thought that i was a good dancer

:cry:

[Amaya]

18. The side effect of wearing too much patchouli

silly boy :P

[StopTheMorans]

21. hey, i may be the furriest furry out there

but to incinuate that i smell of patchouli is below the belt (if i could just fit one over my hair) imho :silly:

[Left Is Write]

20. I suggest that you take two cookies and call Mr. Hooper in the morning.

[StopTheMorans]

22. i took 3 Mrs. Fields cookies yesterday, and i still look the same

i'm afraid that this look may be hair to stay:P

[Left Is Write]

24. Oh, dear.

Have you considered hormones?

[StopTheMorans]

25. what would those do?

i'm not really looking to grow breasts :cry:

[Left Is Write]

26. No, I mean a little LESS of that hair-growing testosterone.

Clearly, you produce too much.

[StopTheMorans]

27. oh, sorry about that (too much testosterone on the brain)

:silly:

[terrya]

28. Just don't lose that mischevious quality of yours...

that's clear from the picture. :-)

T

[StopTheMorans]

29. it's also clear that; if nothing else, i don't have hair on my eyeballs

YET :D

[terrya]

30. I also noticed you don't have a nose....

how interesting! :-)

[StopTheMorans]

31. i do have a nose; it's just hidden under the hair (along with all of my

other facial features). i sure wish that they'd make another sequel to "harry and the hendersons" or another star wars movie; it's so hard for a good furry to find work these days :cry:

[GOPisEvil]

32. Send some money to Pat Robertson. Maybe he will pray for you.

[StopTheMorans]

33. does he run a laser treatment clinic?

:shrug: and do you know anywhere i can buy golfing clothes that will fit over my hair?