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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:51 PM
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I'm a cretin at work, anyone with me?
Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 12:53 PM by StopTheMorans
Main Entry: cre·tin
Pronunciation: 'krE-t&n
Function: noun
Etymology: French crétin, from French dialect cretin, literally, wretch, innocent victim, from Latin christianus Christian
1 : one afflicted with cretinism
2 : a stupid, vulgar, or insensitive person : CLOD, LOUT
- cre·tin·ous /-t&n-&s/ adjective
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:52 PM
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1. You're a cretin here too.
:evilgrin:
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:53 PM
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2. thanks captain obvious, i post here when i'm at work
:P
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:54 PM
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4. You don't wear pants at work??
Is that what I should be getting out of your last post?
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:55 PM
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6. i don't care what you get out of my pants, as long as you don't tell me
about it :evilgrin:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:56 PM
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9. You want to get me out of my pants?!?
I need a restraining order!!!!
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:59 PM
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11. i'm not taking any restraining orders from you!
*stomps off*
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:53 PM
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3. Get rid of that body/facial hair and you'll be fine.
:-)
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:54 PM
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5. is it stupid, vulgar, or insensitive to have large amounts of hair?
:cry:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:55 PM
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7. None of them. I'd say "careless"
or "lackadaisical" about shaving. :-)

T
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:57 PM
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10. duly noted. maybe i'll just take a lighter to my foot and burn it off
altho the smell might be a bit much for my officemates :shrug:
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 12:56 PM
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8. No, I'm not a creatine. I'm a protein-based life form, both
Edited on Mon Jan-10-05 12:56 PM by GOPBasher
at home and at work. But not when I'm out; then I'm an alcohol-filled retard.
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