Post something extremely dull about farts.

[SmileyBoy]

You can't do it, can you???:D:D:D

[rainy]

1. Sometimes they don't even make a sound

[WildClarySage]

2. they often smell bad.

[rainy]

4. not mine

[Sabriel]

3. They're composed of nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane

Also trace amounts of hydrogen sulfide and mercaptan.

[rainy]

8. Thats pretty dull, especially when it doesn't make a sound

With all that gas and all you'd think it would make a sound. I'm not surprised that they smell bad though. But not mine of course.

[Tweed]

5. Some people are trying to eat.....

[rainy]

9. opps, Sorry! Brrrrrupppppht.

[Tweed]

14. hahaha

good one

[giant_robot]

6. Beans contain a lot of the trisaccharide raffinose.

While humans can't digest raffinose, the normal flora of the digestive tract can, producing methane gas which is released as flatulence.

Boring enough for ya?

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Dogs have grown tired over years of their masters' scapegoating.

[WildClarySage]

12. My dog is quite guilty all on his own

when Jake gets up and leaves the room because HE can't stand the stink, you know to get the hell out. I swear I've seen little green clouds around him just before THE SMELL FROM HELL.

[rainy]

10. Help, I'm cracking myself up, gotta get out of here.

its smelling a little funny anyway. Bye. I'll be back. I can't resist.

[mark11727]

11. They're highly flammable, and I have the singed knuckles to prove it.

I apologize for any gross mental pictures that may have induced.

[WMliberal]

13. i tried to dutch oven someone once, but they were asleep. oh well...

[amandae]

15. Locking

Bodily function thread.

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