Post something dull about a bodily function...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

...that WON'T get the thread locked.

Red blood cells are built in bone marrows.

[MissMillie]

1. It is impossible to

sneeze with your eyes open.

[On the Road]

2. Your Heart Muscles Only Rest

between beats.

[flvegan]

3. You have to blink.

That's it. It's a rule. You have to.

[democracyindanger]

4. The digestive system

creates methane gas.

Eek! Is this post going to get deleted? :o

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. You're treading thin ice, that's fer shure. (nt)

[mr_hat]

5. Snot can exist as both a liquid and a solid.

[BOHICA06]

6. No matter what you eat ...

... you can't out-gas a flatulent Bulldog

[VaYallaDawg]

10. Or a RW politician. n/t

[Bunny]

8. Toe jam develops with no assistance from you.

Also, you cannot put your elbow in your ear.

[MnFats]

9. you can make a bad pun..

...by replacing 'vast differences' with 'vas deferens' in some sentences.
...and vice versa.



on edit: oops. that's a body part, not a bodily function. sorry, my mind is always in the gutter.

[Historic NY]

11. tears are salty......n/t