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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:36 PM
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Did Jesus have a cat?
Or were dogs more his speed?
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:37 PM
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1. Maybe A Fish?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:39 PM
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3. Yes. At first. Then thousands of them...
:wow:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:41 PM
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4. Are you saying Jesus ate his pet and fed it to the assembled masses?
Damn good thing he didn't have a puppy :)

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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:39 PM
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2. He didn't have the time
so he got one of those Tamagotchi virtual pets. :silly:
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:41 PM
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5. probably a dog
cats wouldn't go near the water let alone walk on it
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fertilizeonarbusto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:44 PM
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6. He had both
And those of us of the Feline Church believe he was roused on the Third Day by his cat, Moishele, who noticed his litter box wasn't fresh...
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:50 PM
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7. I don't know, but
I'm sure he would've loved even my Daddy cat. The furry little prick.

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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:53 PM
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8. this guy looks a lot like my Bobo, white whiskers and eyelashes
sticking out against jet black shiny hair.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:56 PM
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11. Striking, isn't it?
I love tuxedo cats.
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:55 PM
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9. I think Jesus was a cat person. Definitely.
But he loved dogs too.
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 03:56 PM
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10. Mohammed had a cat
It was named Muezza and he cut off his sleeve rather than disturb the sleeping cat.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 04:00 PM
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12. I Know How THAT Goes
:D
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Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 04:24 PM
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15. Cool!
Who knew a major world religion acknowledged cat idiosyncrasies?
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 04:09 PM
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13. Actually Jesus had a ferret
And my tube-rat says, "Believe it or perish in the lake of sulphur!"

Actually, she said, "Dook dook dook dook," but I can translate pretty well.



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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 04:23 PM
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14. Sounds like it could be a hymn.
Jesus met the ferret at the we-e-e-e-ell...
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 04:41 PM
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16. hell yes he did
a fuzzy black one :)
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