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Mon Jan-10-05 04:20 PM
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Did Jesus have a baby sitter? |
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And if so, how much did Mary pay her, and did she sneak boyfriends in while Mary and Joseph were out painting the town?
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Mon Jan-10-05 04:21 PM
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1. she talked on the phone a lot |
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Mon Jan-10-05 04:21 PM
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2. she was a teenager who worked for free. |
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jesus would change her water into wine and her and her friends would get popped.
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Mon Jan-10-05 04:22 PM
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3. Well, the official answer is.... |
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Yes he did have a baby sitter.
Mary paid her three widow's mites.
And she did not sneak in boyfriends, but rumor has it that she did have a couple of flings with an angel or two who came to visit the baby.
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Mon Jan-10-05 04:31 PM
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5. Yeah, right, like she wasn't givin' a little sumpin' sumpin to the wise |
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men in trade for myrrh and frankincense :)
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Mon Jan-10-05 04:34 PM
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6. Well, you would too if... |
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...you got paid a lousy three widow's mites for babysitting which meant you also had to be a wet nurse.
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Mon Jan-10-05 04:24 PM
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4. yes - not only did baby jeebus turn water into wine |
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which really helped with the parents' bar tab, but he also turned grass into weed for his babysitter.
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