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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 04:20 PM
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Did Jesus have a baby sitter?
And if so, how much did Mary pay her, and did she sneak boyfriends in while Mary and Joseph were out painting the town?
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 04:21 PM
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1. she talked on the phone a lot
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 04:21 PM
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2. she was a teenager who worked for free.
jesus would change her water into wine and her and her friends would get popped.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 04:22 PM
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3. Well, the official answer is....
Yes he did have a baby sitter.

Mary paid her three widow's mites.

And she did not sneak in boyfriends, but rumor has it that she did have a couple of flings with an angel or two who came to visit the baby.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 04:31 PM
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5. Yeah, right, like she wasn't givin' a little sumpin' sumpin to the wise
men in trade for myrrh and frankincense :)
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 04:34 PM
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6. Well, you would too if...
...you got paid a lousy three widow's mites for babysitting which meant you also had to be a wet nurse.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-10-05 04:24 PM
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4. yes - not only did baby jeebus turn water into wine
which really helped with the parents' bar tab, but he also turned grass into weed for his babysitter.
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