There appears to be a little police action happening in the parking lot

[yvr girl]

let's speculate why they're here.

I just want to say this up front - I didn't do it.

[DrWeird]

1. Mass bestiality.

nt

[XNASA]

2. Calico cat on the loose.

[AngryAmish]

3. Regicide

[Guy Fawkes]

4. is that where people try to kill Regice?

What's his last name? F-something, I think....

[wtmusic]

5. Someone killed Philbin? n/t

[underpants]

6. Probably involves dry humping

or Brad Pitt WOW what if it was Brad Pitt dry humping Lindsay Lohan?

[nickgutierrez]

7. You expect me to believe this "I didn't do it" nonsense?

How do you explain that huge bag in your closet, then?

[yvr girl]

9. Collection of bridesmaid dresses

They were pouffy in the 80's - honest.

[nickgutierrez]

10. Jeez, did you take the collection of bridesmaids along with them?

'Cause that is one huuuuuge bag.

[yvr girl]

13. What would I want with a collection of bridesmaids

Now groomsmen - that sounds more my speed.

[AngryAmish]

16. Maybe collection of bridemaid's tresses

with heads attached

[warrens]

8. Two guys were shot to death in the bar up the street

I didn't do it, either. They weren't even Republicans. Well, they aren't now, that's for sure.

[underpants]

11. LOL

Oh man that is horrible, but funny.

[yvr girl]

12. There was a 'questionable' bar up the street, but it closed down

months ago - not really the right neighbourhood for grungy bars. We don't shoot people to death in Canada - we use light sabres.

[Cuban_Liberal]

14. Donut vendor giving away free samples.

:P

[yvr girl]

15. There was a bit of siren and light action -

maybe they were really hungry. Mounties always get...their doughnut.

(OK, Vancouver city police, but play along.)

[Cuban_Liberal]

17. That just means that they were still warm.

;)

[yvr girl]

18. Couldn't be

Krispy Kreme is way out in the burbs.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Wow, Sting, Summers, and Copeland are playing in your parking lot?

I didn't know they were planning to reunite.

[yvr girl]

20. I worked with 'Bands Reunited' to make it happen

Pretty cool, eh?

[Worst Username Ever]

21. Rounding up the Kerry voters.